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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Jettatura by Théophile Gautier
August 14, 2021August 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jettatura by Théophile Gautier

The Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Tongue Twister Society
August 13, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Join the Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry Society [Sponsored Post]

A jar of Branston Pickle
August 12, 2021August 12, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Branston Pickle: The Shiver Me Timbers of a Chutney

Recorder: The Marion Stokes Project
August 11, 2021August 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Recorder: The Marion Stokes Project—Get Your VCR Ready

A woman holding her mouth after hiccuping
August 10, 2021August 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop the hiccups?”

A giant metal safe blocking a room
August 9, 2021August 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hiccup Room: The Belated Sequel to Panic Room (2002)

Jelly Boy on the Super Nintendo
August 8, 2021August 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jelly Boy: Jelly-Based 2D Platformer With Malleability

Claymates on the Super Nintendo
August 8, 2021August 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Claymates: Another Malleable 2D SNES Platformer

MoroniCast podcast logo
August 7, 2021June 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #3: Comments About Online Commenting

Chicken nuggets with a small ramekin of BBQ sauce
August 6, 2021June 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

BBQ Sauce: Making US Barbecues Ultra-Saucy (Since Forever)

Demented Doreen's Disastrous Dating Department
August 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Demented Doreen’s Disastrous Dating Department [Sponsored Post]

Misery the film
August 4, 2021September 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Misery: Psychological Thriller With Hobbling (and Kathy Bates)

A bin for an app icon
August 3, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Binder—The App For Finding Your Dream Bin

Some graffiti of a mouth drooling
August 2, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Should my husband be drooling this much?”

Hades the indie game
August 1, 2021August 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hades: Jolly Good Roguelike Greek Romp That’s Spiffing

Brutal Castle the indie game
August 1, 2021August 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brutal Castle: Hell Yeah! Beat ‘Em Up as a Badass Castle!

Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher
July 31, 2021August 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wishful Drinking by Carrie Fisher

Heinz Salad Cream
July 30, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Salad Cream: The Underdog Condiment That’s Good With Veg

Whiplash Wendy's Wonderful Taxi Warehouse
July 29, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash Wendy’s Wonderful Taxi Warehouse [Sponsored Post]

Answers With Joe
July 28, 2021July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Answers With Joe: Curiosities, Science, & Humour (huzzah!)

Alien spaceships shooting at a city
July 27, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #8: Intergalactic Aliens on the Pull

A large cartoon doodle
July 26, 2021October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Doodling at Work: Laws on Artistic Expression in Work

Marble Madness
July 25, 2021July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Marble Madness: Lose Your Marbles in Arcade Classic Thing

Superfrog the Amiga game
July 25, 2021July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Superfrog: Smug Looking Amiga Supehero Frog-Based Romp

A human skull set against a black backdrop
July 24, 2021July 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Full Verbal Transcript

A white doily on a table
July 23, 2021July 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My doily mad wife is destroying our marriage!”

Berserk Brian's Big Bouncy Castle Bonanza
July 22, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Brian’s Big Bouncy Castle Bonanza! [Sponsored Post]

Summoning Salt
July 21, 2021July 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Summoning Salt: Ode to Speedrunning Docu Excellence

A BLT bacon butty with white bread
July 20, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Bacon Butty: Roll With a Whole Lotta Saturated Fat

Name of the Year 2020 official bracket
July 19, 2021January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Name of the Year Awards: Congrats to Mathdaniel Squirrel

Ecco the Dolphin on the Mega Drive
July 18, 2021July 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ecco the Dolphin: Exploration Romp With Aliens & Time

Chu Chu Rocket on the Dreamcast
July 18, 2021July 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

ChuChu Rocket! Dreamcast Puzzle Game With Mice

Men at Sea by Riff Reb's
July 17, 2021July 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Men at Sea by Riff Reb’s

A cartoon Christmas pudding
July 16, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Pudding: Ultimate Dessert Packs a Fiery Punch

Atrocious Andy's Bad Acting Emporium
July 15, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Atrocious Andy’s Bad Acting Emporium [Sponsored Post]

JCS - Criminal Psychology
July 14, 2021February 16, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

JCS – Criminal Psychology: Fascinating True Crime Series

A wolf staring intensely
July 13, 2021July 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dunces With Wolves: Reality TV Show With Lower Intelligence

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

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