Professional Moron

September 12, 2017September 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

September 11, 2017September 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

September 10, 2017April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

My Singing Monsters: Singing, Weird, Awesome, & Monstrous!

September 9, 2017November 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero

September 8, 2017September 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

September 7, 2017January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

September 6, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

September 5, 2017September 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title

September 4, 2017September 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

September 3, 2017October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Monkey Island 2: Monkeys, Islands, Silly Humour? Yes!

September 2, 2017December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

253 by Geoff Ryman

September 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”

August 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea

August 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

August 28, 2017February 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rick and Morty: Nihilistic Dark Humour with Pickles and Madness

August 27, 2017October 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Buddy Rich: Drumming Genius, Personality, & Showman

August 26, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Ubik by Philip K. Dick

August 25, 2017December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)

August 24, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can

August 23, 2017April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007: The Legendary N64 FPS Thing

August 22, 2017July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

August 21, 2017August 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

August 20, 2017April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hyper Light Drifter: Brooding Action-Adventure Excellence

August 20, 2017March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Slime Rancher: Farm Slimes & Frolic With Joy!

August 19, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

August 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

August 17, 2017August 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Knightmares

August 16, 2017August 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)

August 15, 2017January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Dunce Cap

August 14, 2017August 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Gross Numbers: Why They’re the Most Disgusting on Earth

August 13, 2017April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cat Quest: Purrfect Puns in a Daft, Silly, & Cute RPG with Cats

August 12, 2017January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Anthem by Ayn Rand

August 11, 2017August 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)

August 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

August 9, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

August 8, 2017August 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

August 7, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK