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Frances Ha the 2012 Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig film
June 3, 2026June 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Frances Ha: Ahoy Sexy! It’s a Great Greta Gerwig Comedy Drama 💃

The Best Incremental Games of All Time
June 2, 2026June 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Incremental Games of All Time 🖱️

Mark of the Ninja
August 6, 2017March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mark of the Ninja: Kickass Indie Action on Steam

Being and Nothingness by Jean-Paul Sartre
August 5, 2017January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Being and Nothingness by Jean-Paul Sartre

Ditch that zero and find yourself a hero - like Superman
August 4, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”

Famous celebrities with different surnames
August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 A List Celebrities Renamed With Better Surnames

It's not rocket science
August 2, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science

Breaking Bad - I am the one who knocks
August 1, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Toaster and kettle all-in-one
July 31, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

Can - Ege Bamyasi
July 30, 2017July 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ege Bamyasi: Can’s Psychedelic, Funky Masterpiece

Mrs. Caliban by Rachel Ingalls
July 29, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mrs Caliban by Rachel Ingalls

Key lime pie - now with added keys!
July 28, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!

The Handwash Toilet
July 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)

Pandiculation is when you yawn and stretch simultaneously
July 26, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pandiculation: The Name For When You Yawn and Stretch

Jack of all trades (and master of nuns)
July 25, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Jack of all trays (and master of nuns)

Legal terms improved by using poo in the title
July 24, 2017July 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Legal Terms Improved By Adding “Poo” Into Them

Tago Mago - Can
July 23, 2017July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tago Mago: Can’s Explosive, Thunderous, Pulsating Masterpiece

Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad
July 22, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad

How to go bald gracefully
July 21, 2017April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

Grease on Toast
July 20, 2017July 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

Reni - Drummer extraordinaire, genius, and singer
July 19, 2017August 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Reni: Drumming Genius, Singing, & Forever Cool Bucket Hats

Trainspitting
July 18, 2017July 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

Mouthmosh - It does a better job than mouthwash
July 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: MouthMosh (for rocking out with the benefit of fresh breath)

Earthworm Jim 2
July 16, 2017November 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim 2: It’s The Super Surreal, Super Sequel

The Roads to Freedom trilogy - Jean-Paul Sartre
July 15, 2017July 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Roads to Freedom Trilogy: Sartre’s Classic Novels in Review

Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse
July 15, 2017March 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse

Washing down liquid
July 14, 2017July 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists

Lemon Migraine Pie
July 13, 2017July 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)

Whiplash - Not quite my tempo
July 12, 2017August 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Bleach balls - everyone is happy with bleach involved
July 11, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

The best chat up lines for men
July 10, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”

Earthworm Jim - SNES and Mega Drive
July 9, 2017December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim: Celebrating the 16 Bit, Ultra-Surreal Classic

God Is Not Great - Christopher Hitchens
July 8, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

God Is Not Great by Christopher Hitchens

How to Name Your Baby Guide
July 7, 2017July 18, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Name Your Baby: Top Tips For New Parents

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
July 6, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

Planet of the Apes - Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!
July 5, 2017July 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Planet of the Apes: “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Humbrella
July 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Humblebrella (keeping you dry and humble)

Banofeet pie
July 3, 2017July 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

GoNNER on the Nintendo Switch
July 2, 2017June 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

GoNNER: Weirdo Indie Gem Makes its Nintendo Switch Debut

SNES Mini
July 2, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SNES Mini Classic: Pre-Orders, Anger, Filth, Fury, & Awesome

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