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The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges
September 28, 2026September 28, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges 🏭

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma
August 26, 2026August 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Portrait of a Lady on Fire: A Very Considered Masterpiece 🔥

Dubliners by James Joyce
November 18, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dubliners by James Joyce

A woman standing being stupid as arrows do stuff
November 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Hairnetflix (hairy entertainment like never before!)

Christmas Mail
November 16, 2017November 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dealing With Hate Mail

The Battle Axe
November 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Wine Bottle Axe (for wine and axe enthusiasts!)

November 14, 2017November 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Dante’s Reek

A novel, which could be edible
November 13, 2017November 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Proust (a literature-based lunch!)

World of Warcraft
November 12, 2017April 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

World of Warcraft: Fond Memories of an Epic MMORPG

Bloodchild by Octavia Butler
November 11, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Bloodchild by Octavia Butler

Floppy disk
November 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Floppy Desks (made from floppy disks)

A brake with a min wincing about how badly it's gone
November 9, 2017November 9, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Braking Bad

Titanic
November 8, 2017February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Titanic: 20th Anniversary Review

Christmas Donner Kebab
November 7, 2017November 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Christmas Donner Kebab

Santa's official Twitter account
November 6, 2017November 6, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Introducing Santa’s Official Twitter Account!

On Anarchism - Noam Chomsky
November 5, 2017January 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

On Anarchism by Noam Chomsky

Super Mario Odyssey
November 4, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Odyssey: Another Brilliant Mario Adventure

A skyscraper
November 3, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skyscoopers (better than skyscrapers)

Selfie taking addiction
November 2, 2017November 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my girlfriend taking selfies?”

Exclusive Santa Claus interview
November 1, 2017November 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Candid Santa in His Most Revealing Interview Yet!

Steve the Hamster
October 31, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: 2017 Progress & KPI Report

Midnight Cowboy
October 30, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Cowboy: “I’m walking here!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Dice Man by Luke Rhineheart
October 29, 2017January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Dice Man by Luke Rhineheart

Crisp smoothies
October 27, 2017January 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ice Cream, Butter, and Crisps Smoothie

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience

Christmas Barbie doll presents
October 25, 2017August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

Storm Brian
October 24, 2017October 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

American Snipper
October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper

Jettomero
October 22, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jettomero: Save the Universe as a Lovably Clumsy Robot

The Prophet by Kahil Gibran
October 21, 2017January 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Prophet by Kahil Gibran

October 20, 2017January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blade Runner 2049: Yes, we did a review…

The Remote Constroll
October 19, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Remote Constroll (a remote control for strolling)

Watership Down film
October 18, 2017June 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Down: The Most Terrifying Animated Film Ever

New English Words
October 17, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

10 Brilliant New Words and What They Mean

Is brown bed better than white bread
October 16, 2017April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?

The Dead Cigarettes
October 15, 2017October 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Cigarettes

The Complete Cosmicomics by Italo Calvino
October 14, 2017May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Complete Cosmicomics by Italo Calvino

Speed dating advice
October 13, 2017October 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”

How to use a parting phrase like goodbye
October 12, 2017October 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use a Parting Phrase (Goodbye, Farewell, Get Lost etc.)

Santa's Factory
October 11, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory

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