Professional Moron

October 19, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Remote Constroll (a remote control for strolling)

October 18, 2017June 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Down: The Most Terrifying Animated Film Ever

October 17, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

10 Brilliant New Words and What They Mean

October 16, 2017April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?

October 15, 2017October 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Cigarettes

October 14, 2017May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Complete Cosmicomics by Italo Calvino

October 13, 2017October 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”

October 12, 2017October 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use a Parting Phrase (Goodbye, Farewell, Get Lost etc.)

October 11, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory

October 10, 2017October 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

October 9, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

October 8, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Diary of Anne Frank

October 7, 2017October 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2 (2004)

October 5, 2017September 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

October 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

October 3, 2017May 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Samurai Cop: The Best Bad Movie Ever Made?

October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

October 1, 2017December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Thumper: The Intense Rhythm Sensory Indie Experience

September 30, 2017September 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Charles Bukowski: Post Office (Moonshake Books)

September 30, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

SNES Classic Mini: It’s Here and it’s Super

September 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

September 28, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

September 27, 2017August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

There Will Be Blood: 10th Anniversary for Modern Classic

September 26, 2017April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

September 25, 2017September 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!

September 24, 2017January 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Dig 2: It’s Here and It’s Awesome… Hell Yeah!

September 24, 2017January 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Rayman Legends: Definitive Edition… Worth the Moolah?

September 23, 2017January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Macbeth by William Shakespeare

September 22, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

September 21, 2017March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

September 20, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Bean’s Opening Music: Ecce Homo Intro is Bean-Based

September 19, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

September 18, 2017September 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

September 17, 2017November 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Williams F1: One of the Year’s Essential Documentaries

September 16, 2017January 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Express by Billy Hayes

September 15, 2017September 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

September 14, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

September 13, 2017April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title