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The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges
September 28, 2026September 28, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

EXCLUSIVE Santa Column: The Factory Front Door Fell Off its Hinges 🏭

Portrait of a Lady on Fire by Céline Sciamma
August 26, 2026August 25, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Portrait of a Lady on Fire: A Very Considered Masterpiece 🔥

January 31, 2018February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Grand Budapest Hotel: Stefan Zweig Inspired Movie Excellence

January 30, 2018May 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Limbo of the Lost: Praising its Utterly Insane Game Ending

A duck
January 29, 2018January 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Orange is the New Quack

Celeste
January 28, 2018September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Celeste: 2018’s First Indie Classic is a Masterpiece

January 27, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

There Once Lived a Mother Who Loved Her Children, Until They Moved Back In by Ludmilla Petrushevskaya

Brazil Film
January 26, 2018March 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil’s Energetic Office Theme Music Analysed

When Harry Met Sally
January 25, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

When Harry Met Sally: “I’ll have what she’s having” Quote Off

A gargoyle trying to eat its foot
January 24, 2018January 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Gargoyles” To The Names!

Dumb and Dumber
January 23, 2018March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb and Dumber: America’s Best Ever Slapstick Comedy?!

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Undertale
January 21, 2018April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Undertale: The Game Changing & Innovative RPG

The Sea Around Us by Rachel Carson
January 20, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Around Us by Rachel Carson

Speed boat and a banana boat on the ocean
January 19, 2018August 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cabbage Boat (better than a banana boat)

Porridge
January 18, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

Spirited Away by Studio Ghibli
January 17, 2018March 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spirited Away: Studio Ghibli’s Oscar-Winning Coming of Age Tale

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Wuppo
January 14, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wuppo: Cutesy, Fun, and Surreal Indie Adventure

VVVVVV
January 14, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

VVVVVV: Tough as Nails Indie Platformer With Heart

The Good Earth by Pearl S. Buck
January 13, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Good Earth by Pearl S. Buck

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

Punch-Drunk Love
January 10, 2018July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Punch-Drunk Love: Quirky Love Story With an Incredible Sandler

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

The exercise spike
January 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

Final Fantasy VI
January 7, 2018August 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Final Fantasy VI: Revisiting the SNES RPG Classic

January 6, 2018October 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Timewaster Diaries by Robin Cooper

January 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

The Grand Hotel
January 4, 2018December 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Brazil by Terry Gilliam
January 3, 2018February 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil: Celebrating Terry Gilliam’s Orwellian Sci-Fi Masterpiece

Wait Training
January 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

The Red Turtle
December 31, 2017January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Red Turtle: Fantasy Drama About Life, Family, & Turtles

The Timewaster Letters
December 30, 2017January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper

If the tables are turned, or to turn the tables
December 29, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

The Art of Professional Moron
December 28, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #3: Kitchen Utensil Special

The Thing by John Carpenter
December 27, 2017December 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Thing: Tribute to John Carpenter’s Chilling Masterpiece

Bins surround by countryside
December 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)

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