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Tag: Alien Abduction

Aliens below a spaceship on Earth
May 27, 2021May 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #7: Aliens Behaving Badly on Holiday

An alien spacecraft abducting a cow
May 7, 2021May 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #6: Gamer Aliens Seek Super Mario Kart

An alien spacecraft in space
April 26, 2021April 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #5: Psycho Aliens Short on Resources

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021April 12, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

April 6, 2021April 6, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #3: Aliens Seeking Garlic

An alien spaceship abduction of a man at night
March 25, 2021March 25, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #2: Hustling Aliens Out to Sell Goods

An alien abduction of two people on a starry night
March 18, 2021March 17, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #1: Wales Obsessed Monsters From Space

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March 22, 2019March 22, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

April 12, 2013April 12, 2013Mr. Wapojif

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