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Tag: Animals

The great indoor vs outdoor cat debate
July 9, 2025July 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Indoor vs Outdoor Cat Debate 🐱

Animal Smarm the book
June 16, 2025June 16, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Smarm: Great Books That Never Were 🐷

Cats and similarities with autism in humans
January 3, 2025January 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Notes on Cats and Autistic Traits in Humans 🐈‍⬛♾️

Animal Well the Metroidvania game
May 19, 2024May 19, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Well: Metroidvania Masterpiece & GOTY Contender 🦔

Murray the hamster in evil mode
March 12, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: Q1 2022 Report Card & KPIs

The Book of Barely Imagined Beings: A 21st Century Bestiary by Caspar Henderson
September 18, 2021September 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Barely Imagined Beings by Caspar Henderson

Murray the Hamster
June 5, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Hamster: The Q1 Rodent Report

A cat walking during autumn
March 9, 2021July 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cats Walking: The Stealthy World of Direct Registering

A Norwegian lemming emerging from a rock
December 31, 2020December 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Norwegian Lemmings: About These Little Lunatics

A Bearded Reedling - panurus biarmicus
December 17, 2019December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bearded Reedling: Yet Another Awesome Feathered Friend

A cockatoo
September 27, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cockatoos: Quirky Sorts With an Anarchic Streak

Peacock and its feathers
July 1, 2019June 30, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Support Animals: Documenting The ESA Craze

Space Station Silicon Valley on the N64
June 30, 2019April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Space Station Silicon Valley: Sci-Fi Oddity For the N64

Human sounds, such as boom
May 21, 2019May 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Animal Noises VS Human Noises

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

Japanese dwarf flying squirrel
February 22, 2019August 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Dwarf Flying Squirrel: The Cutest Rodent on Earth?

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals
January 5, 2019March 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Terrorists or Freedom Fighters? Reflections on the Liberation of Animals

Kererū pigeon beak
October 21, 2018February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018

Pigeon
September 30, 2018July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

Rollin' Wild
September 5, 2018September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rollin’ Wild: Ballooned 3D Super Animals Are Fun

Cat Cafe Manchester
August 8, 2018March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cat Café Manchester: Cats, Tea, Cake, Cats, and Cats

Duck
May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

Tiger
February 12, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

A bull
November 30, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The School Bull (better than a school bell)

A bull
November 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)

A bull
November 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Doorbull (a bull who replaces your doorbell)

Steve the Hamster
October 31, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: 2017 Progress & KPI Report

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
July 6, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t look a git horse in the mouth

In Praise of Owls
June 20, 2017June 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Are Owls So Bloody Wise?

Cat got your dung
December 5, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Cat got your dung?

Steve the Hamster
November 25, 2016November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Steve the Hamster: Annual Progress Report & KPI Assessment

Bats and sports bats
August 25, 2016September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Do Bats Watch Baseball & Cricket?

What is the difference between alligators and crocodiles
August 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What’s the Difference Between Alligators and Crocodiles?

The cat flop
July 12, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cat Flop

The Cove documentary
July 3, 2016October 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Cove: Celebrated Documentary which Took on the World

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Yak yakking
May 19, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Why Does the Yak Have to Yak so Much?!

Great White Shark
May 18, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Is the Great White Shark Much More Than a Torpedo With Teeth?

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