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Tag: Arnold Schwarzenegger

True Lies - Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
January 30, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie

The Terminator
January 23, 2019January 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)

Predator
September 26, 2018January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Predator
April 27, 2018September 27, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “Get to the chopper!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Library
December 14, 2017January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Librarian

Terminator 2- Judgement Day - Come with me if you want to live
May 9, 2017May 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

If it bleeds we can kill it
December 24, 2016January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Snakes on a Plain
August 16, 2016August 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Snakes on a Plain

Conan the Barber Man
August 11, 2016August 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man

The Terminator
July 4, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator
January 21, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces!

May 29, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is A Black Hole?

May 26, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Spurious Sunday: Sensational False Facts

March 21, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Play Golf

March 15, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Model

Socks
March 7, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Advertise Socks

March 6, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Foodie Special: Fried Breakfast Extravaganza

February 13, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Explosions Make For Great Movies

January 12, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In

January 4, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

We’ve Won An Award!

December 27, 2012December 27, 2012Mr. Wapojif

New Years Revolutions!

December 12, 2012August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps

November 28, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Our Official Christmas List To Santa

November 19, 2012November 19, 2012Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

November 16, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

History’s Best Philosophers Examined

November 13, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Sad Story of England’s Most Lonely Train Station

November 5, 2012October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Anger Management Lesson #1

November 2, 2012January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fireworks Display Special

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