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Tag: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Homebland TV show logo
June 22, 2020June 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Homebland: A Great Spy Thriller Show That Never Was

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall making Arnold noises
February 25, 2020February 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds

Total Recall
February 20, 2020February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Total Recall 1990 film with Arnold Schwarzenegger
February 19, 2020February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: Classic With Some of the Best Arnold Noises

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kindergarten Cop
November 20, 2019February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp

Taxi
October 24, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Six Feet Uber (better than Six Feet Under)

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

Arnold Schwarzenegger smiling happily
August 1, 2019December 18, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

Terminator 2 Judgment Day
April 3, 2019December 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is Bloody Excellent, Baby

True Lies - Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
January 30, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie

The Terminator
January 23, 2019February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)

Predator
September 26, 2018February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Predator
April 27, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “Get to the chopper!” Quote Off Extravaganza

Library
December 14, 2017April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Librarian

Terminator 2- Judgement Day - Come with me if you want to live
May 9, 2017April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

If it bleeds we can kill it
December 24, 2016September 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Snakes on a Plain
August 16, 2016August 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Snakes on a Plain

Conan the Barber Man
August 11, 2016August 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man

The Terminator
July 4, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator
January 21, 2015February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces

May 29, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is A Black Hole?

May 26, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Spurious Sunday: Sensational False Facts

March 21, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Play Golf

March 15, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Model

Socks
March 7, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Advertise Socks

March 6, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Foodie Special: Fried Breakfast Extravaganza

February 13, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Explosions Make For Great Movies

January 12, 2013May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In

January 4, 2013April 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

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