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Tag: Arnold Schwarzenegger

A grate
April 22, 2021April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Will & Grates: The Spin Off Sitcom That Never Was

Homebland TV show logo
June 22, 2020June 21, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Homebland: A Great Spy Thriller Show That Never Was

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

Public toilet signs for using the lavatory
February 27, 2020February 27, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)

Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall making Arnold noises
February 25, 2020February 23, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds

Total Recall
February 20, 2020February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Total Recall 1990 film with Arnold Schwarzenegger
February 19, 2020February 26, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Total Recall: Classic With Some of the Best Arnold Noises

A greased up, tanned, male bodybuilder wearing a thong
February 5, 2020February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)

Kindergarten Cop with Arnold Schwarzenegger
November 21, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Kindergarten Cop
November 20, 2019February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp

Taxi
October 24, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Six Feet Uber (better than Six Feet Under)

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

Arnold Schwarzenegger smiling happily
August 1, 2019June 25, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

Terminator 2 Judgment Day
April 3, 2019December 13, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is Bloody Excellent, Baby

True Lies - Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger
January 30, 2019February 24, 2020Mr. Wapojif

True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie

The Terminator
January 23, 2019February 17, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)

Predator
September 26, 2018March 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Predator
April 27, 2018April 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “Get to the chopper!” Quote Off Extravaganza

Library
December 14, 2017April 4, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Librarian

Terminator 2- Judgement Day - Come with me if you want to live
May 9, 2017April 11, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator - Your clothes, give them to me. Now.
March 29, 2017January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza

If it bleeds we can kill it
December 24, 2016September 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Snakes on a Plain
August 16, 2016August 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Snakes on a Plain

Conan the Barber Man
August 11, 2016August 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man

The Terminator
July 4, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator
January 21, 2015February 25, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces

May 29, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Is A Black Hole?

May 26, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Spurious Sunday: Sensational False Facts

March 21, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Play Golf

March 15, 2013August 5, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Be A Model

Socks
March 7, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How To Advertise Socks

March 6, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Foodie Special: Fried Breakfast Extravaganza

February 13, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Explosions Make For Great Movies

January 12, 2013May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In

January 4, 2013April 17, 2019Mr. Wapojif

We’ve Won An Award!

December 27, 2012December 27, 2012Mr. Wapojif

New Years Revolutions!

Theatre masks for acting in things like soap operas
December 12, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps

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