Tag: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Homebland: A Great Spy Thriller Show That Never Was
TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation
Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)
Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds
Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Total Recall: Classic With Some of the Best Arnold Noises
Films That Never Were: The Thong (skimpy remake of ’82’s The Thing)
Kindergarten Cop: “I’m a cop, you idiot!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Kindergarten Cop: Shut Up! It’s a Fun-Loving Schwarzenegger Romp
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Six Feet Uber (better than Six Feet Under)
Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!
Arnold Schwarzenegger & Noodles: His Late ’80s Japanese Adverts
Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049
Terminator 2: Judgment Day is Bloody Excellent, Baby
True Lies: An Excellent Film – A Truthful Lie
The Terminator: It’ll Be Back (for another showing on TV)
Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece
Predator: “Get to the chopper!” Quote Off Extravaganza
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Librarian
Terminator 2 – Judgement Day: “Come with me if you want to live” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Terminator: “Your clothes, give them to me” Quote Off Extravaganza
Predator: “If it bleeds, we can kill it” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Snakes on a Plain
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Barber Man
The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!
The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces
What Is A Black Hole?
How To Play Golf
How To Be A Model
How To Advertise Socks
Explosions Make For Great Movies
5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In
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Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps
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