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Tag: Arnold Schwarzenegger

The Terminator
July 4, 2015January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Terminator: “I’ll be back” Quote Off Extravaganza!

The Terminator
January 21, 2015February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Very Best Of Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Funny Movie Faces

May 29, 2013October 9, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What Is A Black Hole?

March 21, 2013October 14, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Play Golf

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How To Be A Model

Socks
March 7, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How To Advertise Socks

February 13, 2013January 10, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Explosions Make For Great Movies

January 12, 2013May 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

5 Films Arnold Schwarzenegger Should’ve Been In

January 4, 2013August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Blogging Award: Seven Professional Moron Facts

A list of New Year's resolutions
December 27, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

New Years Resolutions: How to Transform Your Paltry Existence

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December 12, 2012April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Free Plot Developments for Popular Soaps

Santa Christmas list writing guide
November 28, 2012August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Our Christmas List to Santa Claus: A Writer’s Guide

November 19, 2012August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Which Celebrity Body Part Do You Envy?

Yes divided by no equals life
November 16, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Examining History’s Best Philosophers

November 5, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Anger Management Lessons With Professional Moron

An impressive fireworks display
November 2, 2012February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s Fireworks Display Special

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