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Tag: Bread

How to tell if your wife is insane
1 week ago September 15, 2017September 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

Baguettes food and a plastic bin bag
August 8, 2017August 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

Sandwiches with no crust
August 17, 2016August 17, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Sandwiches with the Crust Removed

Soup and toast recipe
July 26, 2016July 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!

Pita bread on toast
July 11, 2016July 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast

Beans on bread
April 26, 2016April 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Bread (for the indolent amongst us)

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016April 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Garlic bread
February 23, 2016February 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Extra Garlicky Garlic Bread Cake!

Incense sticks food
February 10, 2016February 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Incense Sticks on Toast!

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015December 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

April 3, 2013April 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Leave Bread Out?

October 14, 2012October 14, 2012Mr. Wapojif

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