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Tag: Bread

The history of la baguette
July 29, 2022July 30, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of la Baguette 🥖

Bread sauce
September 17, 2021September 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bread Sauce: Do You Want Some MORE Bread With That, Mate?

A baker standing near to a fresh mound of dough
April 12, 2021April 10, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Baking Bread at Work: Your Rules on Workplace Cookery

A close up picture of some bread bread.
January 29, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bread Bed (comfy foodie sleeping)

Bread and butter pudding
October 15, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert

Cement
March 25, 2019May 7, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cement Bread (It’s awful and we know it)

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019August 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

Bread
June 18, 2018July 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Bread – What Is The Stuff & What Does It Do?

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

Is brown bed better than white bread
October 16, 2017April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?

How to tell if your wife is insane
September 15, 2017September 15, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

Baguettes food and a plastic bin bag
August 8, 2017August 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

Sandwiches with no crust
August 17, 2016February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sandwiches with the Crust Removed is Just Wrong

Soup and toast recipe
July 26, 2016July 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Soup on Toast!

Pita bread on toast
July 11, 2016July 11, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Pita Bread on Toast

Beans on bread
April 26, 2016April 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Bread (for the indolent amongst us)

When does bread become toast
April 6, 2016April 6, 2016Mr. Wapojif

At What Moment (PRECISELY) Does Bread Become Toast?

Garlic bread
February 23, 2016February 23, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Extra Garlicky Garlic Bread Cake!

Incense sticks food
February 10, 2016February 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Incense Sticks on Toast!

Toast and bread sandwich
December 11, 2015December 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Toast and Bread Sandwiches!

April 3, 2013April 3, 2013Mr. Wapojif

What Happens When You Leave Bread Out?

Sunday written in elegant typography
October 14, 2012February 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fun Activities For a Lazy Sunday

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