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Tag: Entertainment

Celeste
January 28, 2018September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Celeste: 2018’s First Indie Classic is a Masterpiece

When Harry Met Sally
January 25, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

When Harry Met Sally: “I’ll have what she’s having” Quote Off

A gargoyle trying to eat its foot
January 24, 2018January 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Gargoyles” To The Names!

Dumb and Dumber
January 23, 2018March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb and Dumber: America’s Best Ever Slapstick Comedy?!

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Porridge
January 18, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

Wuppo
January 14, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wuppo: Cutesy, Fun, and Surreal Indie Adventure

VVVVVV
January 14, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

VVVVVV: Tough as Nails Indie Platformer With Heart

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

Punch-Drunk Love
January 10, 2018July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Punch-Drunk Love: Quirky Love Story With an Incredible Sandler

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

The exercise spike
January 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

Final Fantasy VI
January 7, 2018August 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Final Fantasy VI: Revisiting the SNES RPG Classic

The Grand Hotel
January 4, 2018December 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Brazil by Terry Gilliam
January 3, 2018February 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil: Celebrating Terry Gilliam’s Orwellian Sci-Fi Masterpiece

The Thing by John Carpenter
December 27, 2017December 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Thing: Tribute to John Carpenter’s Chilling Masterpiece

Bins surround by countryside
December 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Toilet paper
December 21, 2017November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name

The Abyss by James Cameron
December 20, 2017March 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Abyss: James Cameron’s Non-Abysmal Sci-Fi Classic

Are Art
December 19, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #2

Christmas cards
December 18, 2017December 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

Library
December 14, 2017April 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Conan the Librarian

Sorcerer by William Friedkin
December 13, 2017February 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sorcerer: Friedkin’s Tense Classic is Back With a Vengeance

The police
December 11, 2017December 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Racking Up The Police Warnings

Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime
December 10, 2017April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime: Glorious Indie Insanity

Learn some new words
December 8, 2017December 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

10 More Brilliant New Words and What They Mean!

A lassi yoghurt drink
December 6, 2017December 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Lassi (the Indian yoghurt drink)

Peas
December 5, 2017December 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Films Ruined by Adding “Mushy Peas” to the Title

Christmas and Santa Claus
December 4, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script

E.T.
December 1, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

“E.T. phone home” Quote Off Extravaganza

A bull
November 30, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The School Bull (better than a school bell)

A bull
November 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)

Super Mario
November 26, 2017January 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Best Super Mario Games of All Time

Man showing off playing a guitar
November 24, 2017November 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Rock Bands Renamed for the Better

Wallet
November 23, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wallet Wall (a wall made from old wallets!)

Casablanca - Round up the usual suspects
November 22, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Round up the usual suspects” Quote Off Extravaganza

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