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Tag: Exercise

Pikmin Bloom the smartphone game
January 21, 2024January 21, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Pikmin Bloom: Is It Bloomin’ Marvellous!? 🌸🏵️🌻

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Streets
May 6, 2023May 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

52 Ways to Walk by Annabel Abbs

MoroniCast podcast logo
January 1, 2022January 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #7: The Joys of Juggling (skills for 2022)

A bowl of salad resting on a chopping board
May 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Chopping Board Treadmill: Work Out & Cook (simultaneously)!

A woman juggling four balls in a mountainous region
May 8, 2021August 25, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Juggling: Cascading Our Way Through Time 🤹‍♂️🤹‍♀️

Three different coloured juggling clubs
April 14, 2021April 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Juggle Three Clubs: Your Guide to Juggling Fun

A person lifting their foot up, displaying their ankle behind socks
August 24, 2020August 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I’ve sprained my ankle!”

A hypermasculine muscular arm
August 13, 2020August 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hypermasculinity: How to Exert Your Superiority

A female tennis playing hitting a ball
July 6, 2020January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

Kiai! A man doing a karate chop with a sunset background
April 2, 2020April 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Kiai & Other Martial Art Pondering

Bald man working out lifting weights in the gym
January 21, 2020January 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

Mary Pickford dancing
February 25, 2019February 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)

An extravagant crevice with a waterfall
October 11, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

Rowing boat on water
May 18, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

Mount Everest
May 14, 2018April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Climb Mount Everest (Your Official, Moronic Survival Guide)

The exercise spike
January 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

A skyscraper
November 3, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Skyscoopers (better than skyscrapers)

The Remote Constroll
October 19, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Remote Constroll (a remote control for strolling)

How to lose one stone in one week
April 20, 2017April 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need to lose one stone in one week!”

Sweat your appetite
November 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Terrible Sayings Revisited: Sweat Your Appetite

How to be good at Badminto
July 8, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

How to NOT be Bad at Badminton

October 6, 2014January 12, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Would you like Sweet Potatoes or Sweat Potatoes?

April 10, 2013August 5, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Enjoy Spring

Food being measured for fitness purposes
February 23, 2012April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How To Keep Fit Whilst Being Around Food

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