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Fireworks celebrating a major event
February 19, 2022February 19, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron’s 10th Anniversary Celeb Tribute Special!

Some desserts with fruit in them.
January 22, 2014September 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Desserts vs Deserts: Busting Some Spelling Pudding Myths

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What Would History’s Lunatics Have Knitted?

February 14, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

A character rolls a snowball to the mantra SNOW IS FUN
January 18, 2013August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

How to Have Fun With Snow

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

January 10, 2013April 23, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The 2013 Oscar Nominations Are In!

Notes on the Queen's Speech
December 24, 2012August 6, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The Queen’s Speech: Our Predictions on Ma’am’s Words

A regal looking crown
December 18, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

How To Be Regal: Acting Up In The Name Of Royalty

A tasty looking sandwich
December 9, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

The British Sandwich Designer of the Year Competition

The Moon
November 25, 2012April 21, 2021Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of the Moon

A sign that reads, "Skinny jeans don't make you look skinny."
October 29, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why Skinny Jeans Are Idiotic

A cartoon hamburger
October 1, 2012August 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

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July 16, 2012April 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dinner Party: Who Would Make Your Perfect Night?

Aliens saying "Hello!" with a person in a spacesuit
May 26, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Make Friends With An Alien (with soup)

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