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Desserts vs Deserts: Busting Some Spelling Pudding Myths

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Stuff To Get On Valentine’s Day

January 18, 2013October 14, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Have Fun With Snow

January 17, 2013January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

“Would you like horse meat in your beef burger, sir?”

January 10, 2013February 13, 2013Mr. Wapojif

The 2013 Oscar Nominations Are In!

January 5, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Tea Is The Best Drink Ever

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The Queen’s Speech!

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How To Be Regal

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Professional Moron Enter British Sandwich Designer of the Year 2013

November 30, 2012September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Quiche

November 25, 2012September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of The Moon

A sign that reads, "Skinny jeans don't make you look skinny."
October 29, 2012February 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Why Skinny Jeans Are Idiotic

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October 1, 2012August 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

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July 16, 2012April 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Dinner Party: Who Would Make Your Perfect Night?

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May 26, 2012April 14, 2020Mr. Wapojif

How To Make Friends With An Alien (with soup)

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