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Tag: Hygiene

Straw sweep
2 weeks ago May 7, 2019May 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019March 4, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019February 25, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019January 14, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Soap bars
January 3, 2019January 1, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Soapranos

Tins
December 21, 2018December 21, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

Man with a mop
November 8, 2018November 10, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Moppy the Sentient Mop (for excellent mop bot mopping)

September 20, 2018September 15, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

A shower unit.
September 12, 2018September 12, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

Lawnmower
September 3, 2018September 3, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)

Carpet
July 31, 2018July 29, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Mouthwash
July 20, 2018July 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Mouthwash” Into The Title

Bathtub
May 10, 2018May 7, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)

Sink
April 16, 2018April 16, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sink Shower (for personal hygiene and doing the dishes!)

Bleach
March 26, 2018March 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

Beans on coasters
October 2, 2017October 2, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

The Floss Guitar
September 6, 2017September 3, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

Tiramiso Soup
August 25, 2017August 25, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)

August 18, 2017August 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Knightmares
August 17, 2017August 18, 2017Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Knightmares

Gross numbers are gross
August 14, 2017August 13, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Gross Numbers: Why They’re the Most Disgusting on Earth

The Tooth Pickaxe
August 10, 2017August 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

The Handwash Toilet
July 27, 2017July 22, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)

Tumble dryer eggs
June 29, 2016June 29, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tumble Dryer Eggs (like scrambled eggs, but with tumble dryers)

cotton bud uses
June 14, 2016June 14, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Cotton Buds: 5 Amazing Uses You Weren’t Stupid Enough To Invent!

May 2, 2013May 2, 2013Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt Of Vacuum Cleaners.

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