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Tag: Sleep

A cartoon person sleeping and dreaming of a fish in the night sky.
February 16, 2021February 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband talks in his sleep and it’s disturbing!”

Inception
May 6, 2020May 6, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Inception: 10th Anniversary For Nolan’s Sleepy Film

The Family That Couldn't Sleep: Unravelling a Venetian Medical Mystery by D. T. Max
March 28, 2020March 29, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Family That Couldn’t Sleep by D. T. Max

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud
February 29, 2020March 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

After Dark by Haruki Murakami
November 16, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

After Dark by Haruki Murakami

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019May 7, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

Nighttime
April 15, 2019April 15, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Independence Night

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

Rain
December 19, 2018December 19, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

The MattDress
August 29, 2017August 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

Pandiculation is when you yawn and stretch simultaneously
July 26, 2017April 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Pandiculation: The Name For When You Yawn and Stretch

Beds to be replaced with meds
May 2, 2017April 30, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Beds to be Replaced with Meds in Economy Push

The Walking Bed TV Show
April 10, 2017April 10, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Walking Bed

Kip in the Bucket saying
February 7, 2017June 23, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Kip in the bucket

New pillow invention
September 9, 2016September 9, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)

Breakfast in Bed
August 26, 2016August 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Contempt of Breakfast in Bed

Agony Aunt - Men snoring solutions
August 18, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband snores and it’s driving me insane!”

Lie Ins Lions
November 27, 2015November 27, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What’s Better? A Great Lie-In or a Great Lion?

Pillows
May 23, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

What Are Pillows? We Discover The Horrible Truth!

March 14, 2015June 21, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Debunking The Great Bunk Bed Myth & Debacle

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Another Friday, another haul of #Marmite foodstuffs. Including #marmitecreamcheese, #cheese-based Marmite snacks, and an appalling brand imitator!! #yeast #food #foodporn #marmitelover
And #Manchester is pretty empty at the moment. And overcast. And empty. #city #citylife #tram #trams #architecture
Someone really didn’t want this #Spiderman picture. At least his leggings match the blue bin. #bin #bins #marvel #marvelcomics #spidermanart #rubbish #rubbishremoval
Eeeeeee, there’s a reet proper #nightsky, fetler. 🌌 #skyphotography #sky #nightphotography #skylovers #city #citylife
My word! Double #Marmite whammy here! Starting with #crumpets and then we’ve got #hotcrossbuns!! Whoo! With cheese!!! #hotcrossbun #food #foodporn #marmitelover #marmiteontoast #foodie #snacks #cheese #cheeselover
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