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Tag: Tea

15 Certificate Tips for a nice cup of tea
March 24, 2025March 24, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

15 Certificate Tips: Nice Cup of Tea With Minor Horror & Violence

ISO 3103 standard for brewing tea
January 31, 2025January 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

ISO 3103: The Scientific Standard for Brewing Tea ☕🍵

The Turn of the Brew horror novel about cups of tea
July 10, 2024July 9, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Turn of the Brew: Great Books That Never Were ☕

Spot of tea with a big scary T. Rex
June 13, 2024June 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Spot of Tea With a T. Rex ☕🦖 [Sponsored Post]

Spirittea the indie game
November 19, 2023November 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Spirttea: Cosy Spirited Away Type Teaism Simulation

Battle of the Big Hairy Builders
November 3, 2023November 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Battle of the Big Hairy Builders 🎅⚔️☕

Getting the builders out - Santa VS the builders
October 27, 2023October 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Getting the Builders Out 👷⚒️🎅

The Komodo Dragon Café
September 28, 2023September 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Komodo Dragon Café [Sponsored Post]

Not washing mugs at work laws
August 25, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Not Washing Mugs at Work: Laws on Office Mug Etiquette

When a husband evolves into a teabag
August 23, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My husband drank tea and evolved into a teabag!”

Nuclear Teapot the indie game
July 17, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nuclear Teapot: Brew Up Some Carnage in Tea-Fest

Tabitha's Tea Shop and Atom Bomb Test Site
June 2, 2022May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tabitha’s Tea Shop & Atom Bomb Test Site [Sponsored Post]

A kettle on a hob
March 15, 2022March 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Boiling the Kettle at Work: Laws on Correct Water Heating Etiqutte

A steel Japanese teapot
February 26, 2022February 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Teapot: Cast Iron Excellence in Support of Teaism

Cute red Japanese ceramic Gaiwan teapot and teacup set
December 11, 2021December 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Tea Stuff: Bringing Ikigai Into Our World

A collection of digestive biscuits
November 19, 2021March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Digestive Biscuits: Iconic British Snack Perfect For Tea

A cheese tea from Ohayo Tea in Manchester city centre
May 4, 2021May 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese Tea: The Lowdown on the Cheesy Beverage

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020April 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Guide to Landing Biccies in Brews

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Teapot with some tea stewing and a cup
February 18, 2019April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Teapots: A Brief History of These Epic Vessels

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Coffee
November 27, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

Cat Cafe Manchester
August 8, 2018March 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cat Café Manchester: Cats, Tea, Cake, Cats, and Cats

Assam Tea with Vanilla
March 7, 2018August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!

The Books of Tea - Kakuzo Okakura
December 23, 2017December 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Tea: Moonshake Books Review

The Tea Pit
March 28, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)

Eyebrews
March 17, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)

Cement
August 10, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)

In praise of spoons
July 13, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Spoons

TeaCot
May 3, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeaCot (like a teapot, but for cots)

Pukka Three Ginger Tea
March 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Pukka’s Three Ginger Tea: Whoa! It Packs a Mighty Punch!

March 1, 2016March 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Clipper’s White Tea is Made by Dragons… so Drink it!

Mr. Scruff Make us a brew
February 11, 2016February 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Scruff’s Awesome English Breakfast Brew

Brazil Coffee The Coffee of Coffees
February 5, 2016April 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil Coffee: Weird Coffee in a Can!

Teapi
February 1, 2016November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)

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