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Tag: Tea

A cheese tea from Ohayo Tea in Manchester city centre
May 4, 2021May 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Cheese Tea: The Lowdown on the Cheesy Beverage

A run down shed with a green bike next to it
April 20, 2021April 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Teapot Shed (for brews and shovel storage)

A blue teapot with herbal tea in its centre
March 2, 2021March 2, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapot Washing Machine

A cup of coffee surrounded by coffee beans.
February 11, 2021February 5, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I control my caffeine intake?”

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Official Moronic Guide

Blogging on WordPress
December 5, 2019February 16, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Questions… Answered! From Extra Life

Teapot with some tea stewing and a cup
February 18, 2019April 20, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Teapots: A Brief History of These Epic Vessels

Women in a tea field
December 31, 2018December 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: TeaCher (tea created by pop star Cher)

Coffee
November 27, 2018November 26, 2018Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

Cat Cafe Manchester
August 8, 2018March 1, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Cat Café Manchester: Cats, Tea, Cake, Cats, and Cats

Assam Tea with Vanilla
March 7, 2018January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!

The Books of Tea - Kakuzo Okakura
December 23, 2017December 23, 2017Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Tea: Moonshake Books Review

The Tea Pit
March 28, 2017March 28, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Pit (holds more tea than a tea pot)

Eyebrews
March 17, 2017March 17, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Eyebrews (eyebrows which brew a drink)

Cement
August 10, 2016August 10, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cemint (like cement, but with more mint)

In praise of spoons
July 13, 2016July 13, 2016Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Spoons

TeaCot
May 3, 2016May 3, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The TeaCot (like a teapot, but for cots)

Pukka Three Ginger Tea
March 31, 2016March 31, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Pukka’s Three Ginger Tea: Whoa! It Packs a Mighty Punch!

March 1, 2016March 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Clipper’s White Tea is Made by Dragons… so Drink it!

Mr. Scruff Make us a brew
February 11, 2016February 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Scruff’s Awesome English Breakfast Brew

Brazil Coffee The Coffee of Coffees
February 5, 2016April 30, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Brazil Coffee: Weird Coffee in a Can!

Teapi
February 1, 2016January 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Teapi (like a tepee, but with more tea)

Tea and coffee
January 31, 2016November 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Which is Better: Coffee or Tea?

The Book of Tea Kakuzo Okakura
January 30, 2016August 5, 2019Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Tea by Okakura Kakuzō

How to make a cup of tea
January 29, 2016April 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

How to Make a Cup of Tea Like a Professional

Yogi Tea
January 28, 2016April 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Yogi Tea: Proper Belting Herbal Excellence

Pukka teas
January 27, 2016April 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Pukka: Dig The Ginger Tea

Clipper Teas
January 26, 2016November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Clipper: A Tea Range For Everyone

Tea week
January 21, 2016April 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Tea Week on Professional Moron

Cheese Tea
December 17, 2015December 17, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Cheese Tea!

Green tea recipe
October 7, 2015January 16, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Gwean Tea (to curb your green tea addiction)

Kettle
September 19, 2015January 29, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Kettle

Clipper's Organic Assam Tea with Vanilla
September 5, 2015January 24, 2019Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Clipper’s Assam Tea with Vanilla (it’s bloody good)!

February 24, 2015February 24, 2015Mr. Wapojif

How To Create The Perfect Tea Setup

February 11, 2015February 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Are Nettles Related To Kettles?

February 2, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why Isn’t Earl Grey Tea Grey?

January 2, 2015January 2, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The 2015 Beverage Revolution: Brie Tea!

tea
October 29, 2014November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tea Bag Mop!

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