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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
When men are scared of mother-in-laws
October 4, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is scared of his mother-in-law!”

Energy drinks make your employees less lazy
October 3, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Energy Drinks at Work: Laws on Energising Lazy Employees

Mighty Goose the indie game
October 2, 2022October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mighty Goose: Destroy All Before You (and Honk About it!)

Kaichu: The Kaiju Dating Sim
October 2, 2022October 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kaichu: The Kaiju Dating Sim Involving Destructive Monsters

Can's song Dizzy Dizzy
October 1, 2022September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dizzy Dizzy: Violins & Dizziness in Can’s Classic

Santa does steroids and gets ripped
September 30, 2022October 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Bodybuilding Santa Does Steroids & Gets Ripped

Sugar Flakes breakfast cereal with Henry the Hippo
September 29, 2022September 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

SUGAR FLAKES Breakfast Cereal [Sponsored Post]

River the Dogwoof documentary
September 28, 2022September 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

River: Flowing Water & Classical Music in 2022 Documentary

Rebels Without a Subordinate Clause
September 27, 2022September 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rebels Without a Subordinate Clause: TV Shows That Never Were

A crowd of aliens birdwatching a duck
September 26, 2022September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #17: Aliens Wishing to Sightsee Ducks

Return to Monkey Island
September 25, 2022October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Return to Monkey Island: Another Charming Adventure (Mwahaha!)

Trombone Champ the indie game
September 25, 2022September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Trombone Champ: Absurd Rhythm Game Takes the World by Storm

I am the Resurrection by The Stone Roses
September 24, 2022March 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

I Am the Resurrection: The Stone Roses’ Epic Master Stroke

Santa's Lovely Christmas Jumper
September 23, 2022September 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Lovely Christmas Jumper

Haley's Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd.
September 22, 2022September 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Haley’s Hopeless Hair Drying Company Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Super Size Me the 2004 documentary
September 21, 2022September 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Super Size Me: Docu About Why Eating Fast Food is Bad

Women love boy racers
September 20, 2022September 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why do boy racers keep trying to impress me!?”

Bwahahaha and the curse of Evil Laugh Syndrome
September 19, 2022September 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “I think I have Evil Laugh Syndrome!”

Flynn: Son of Crimson
September 18, 2022September 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flynn: Son of Crimson: The Pixel Perfect Platformer

Olija the indie game
September 18, 2022September 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Olija: Atmospheric Amiga Type Jaunt as a Fisherman

(Song For My) Sugar Spun Sister by The Stone Roses
September 17, 2022December 30, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

(Song for My) Sugar Spun Sister: Candy Floss & Flirting in Indie Gem

Santa Claus looking terrified at a Death Bat
September 16, 2022September 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Burgers, Librarians, and Camazotz the Death Bat

Celebrity endorsement bins
September 15, 2022September 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Celebrity Endorsement Bins Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

September 14, 2022September 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Wings of Hope: Juliane Koepcke’s Remarkable Ordeal & Survival

Dancing Derek the DJ
September 13, 2022September 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dancing Derek: The Breakdancing DJ Banned For Eternity

Space with Earth and two conversation bubbles in a discussion
September 12, 2022September 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Me and Space have small talk. Am I nuts?!”

The Battle of Polytopia
September 11, 2022September 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Battle of Polytopia: Low Poly Strategy Sim With Lots of Colour

Mindustry the indie game
September 11, 2022September 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mindustry: Tower-Defense Romp With Resource Management Galore

Jaws podcast special about sharks
September 10, 2022September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #14: Jaws Tribute Extravaganza Thing

A giant cartoon Santa with his mouth wide open
September 9, 2022September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: And so Begins the Road to Christmas 2022

Every home needs an obsidian sphere
September 8, 2022August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Obsidian Spheres “R” Us [Sponsored Post]

Fantasia film poster for Disney
September 7, 2022September 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Fantasia: A Night at the Opera With Disney & Stokowski

Garlic breath will destroy your profits
September 6, 2022August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Garlic in the Workplace: Laws on Foul-Smelling Breath & Cloves

The Smug Pistols with many posh people
September 5, 2022September 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Smug Pistols: Posh Anarchy From the Upper Class Punk Band

Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator indie game
September 4, 2022August 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Space Warlord Organ Trading Simulator (buy low, sell high)

Coffee Talk the indie game
September 4, 2022August 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Coffee Talk: Enjoy Fantasy Brews and Banter as a Barista

Substitute by The Who
September 3, 2022September 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Substitute: Celebrating The Who’s Uplifting & Iconic Single

The History of Candyfloss
September 2, 2022September 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Candy Floss (aka cotton candy) ☁️🍭

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