Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Mandy: Psychedelic Lunacy With a Berserk Nic Cage
Agony Aunt: “Wallpaper choices are destroying my marriage!”
Exclusive Santa Column: Father Christmas Does Some Paperwork
Mister Mosquito: The Mosquito-Based PS2 Game is Bzzt
Barbie: Game Girl—Game Boy Romp is Extra Pink
A Pocket Guide to Pigeon Watching by Rosemary Mosco
Fish Fingers: Iconic Battered Whitefish-Based Stick is Tasty
Frank’s Fried Chicken & Furniture Shop & Café [Sponsored Post]
Pig: Nic Cage, a Hoofed Mammal, & One Powerful Film About Loss
Invention: Mustardscara (Mascara & Mustard All-in-One)
Exclusive Santa Column: Paranoia About the Millennium Bug
ElecHead: Sparky Retro Style Puzzle Platformer is Excellent
Art of Rally: Group B Rallying Meets Zen Buddhism
Murray the Hamster: Q4 Report for the Furry Little Monster
How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn
Pork Pie: The Legendary Hot or Cold Meat Pie
Muriel’s Wedding: ABBA Heavy Comedy-Drama With Frocks
The First Photographs from History (the 19th century)
Santa Column: The Great Lice Outbreak of Christmas 2021
Boogerman: A Pick and Flick Adventure is Bogey-Based Fun
Alien 3: Multi-Platform Romp Adapted From Dodgy ’92 Film
Sally Cinnamon: The Stone Roses’ Era-Defining Musical Shift
Ask Dr. Moron: “How do I stop sleepwalking?”
Bedfordshire Clanger: Gargantuan Pastry Dish Includes Apples
Project Nim: Documentary About a Failed ’70s Language Study
Earliest Recorded Sounds: Listen to Noises of Yesteryear
Exclusive Santa Column: Santa Starts at the Psychiatrists
Metroid Dread: A Total Beast of a Metroidvania
Sable: Peaceful Open World Exploration Romp With Sand
Gastro Obscura: Food Curiosities From Around the World
Doner Kebabs: England’s Favourite Drunken Late Night Dinner
Zak Starkey: Ringo Starr’s Son & The Importance Of Being Idle
Man on Wire: The High-Wire Walk That Still Startles
Recipe: Deep-Fried Red Wine (For the Oenophile in All of Us)
Exclusive Santa Column: Lurgy Outbreak Threatens Christmas!
Ninja JaJaMaru-kun: Japan-Only Romp With Ninja Stuff
