Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
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Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”
Corrupted Blood Incident: WoW’s Virtual Pandemic as a Model for Medical Research
Uncut Gems: Adam Sandler in Riveting Form
The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994
How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace
Ori and the Will of the Wisps: The Masterpiece of a Sequel
Lonely Mountains: Downhill—Relaxing & Violent Biking Fun
Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh
Eighties Hits Ruined By Adding “Man Feet” Into the Title
Exclusive Recipe: Case Law Coleslaw
Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life: The Comedy Troop’s Finale
Exquisite Corpse: Collaborative Surrealist Literary Fun
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”
Knight Lore: Groundbreaking Isometric Adventure Romp
Jetpac: Addictive Space Arcade Shooter Majigger
The Village of Stepanchikovo by Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)
15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing
Cheese & England: A History of Patriotic Dairy Delights
Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”
Goldeneye 007 (2010): Wii Remake of the Classic N64 FPS
Call of Duty: Black Ops II—Daft FPS Thing With Guns
The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud
20 Hit ‘80s Singles Ruined by Adding “Discombobulate” Into the Title
Films That Never Were: RoboPlop (immature version of RoboCop)
RoboCop: Robotic Police Officer Satire From 1987
Arnold Noises: EAUGH! Celebrating Schwarzenegger’s Best Sounds
Toto: The Tragedies and Triumphs of a Hit ’80s Band
The King’s Bird: Graceful Precision-Platformer Thing
Runbow: Action-Packed Platform Racing Multiplayer
The Bees by Laline Paull
Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words
Total Recall: “See you at the party, Richter!” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Total Recall: Classic With Some of the Best Arnold Noises
