Author: Mr. Wapojif
The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
Predator: “I ain’t got time to bleed” Quote Off Extravaganza!
Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece
FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date
People Are Strange: Contemplating The Doors’ Classic (& Strangeness)
Super Mario Bros 3: Ultimate Classic Hits The Nintendo Switch
A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas
Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)
Nicolas Cage: Deconstructing the Enigma
TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer
Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses
Unravel: A Charming and Woolly Indie Romp
Super Mario Bros: A NES Speedrunning Special
Firmin by Sam Savage
Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”
Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)
FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?
10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood
Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)
FAR: Lone Sails – Take This Introspective Jaunt Through Time
Portal 2: Valve’s Teleportation Puzzle FPS Masterpiece
Who I Am by Pete Townshend
Keith Moon: Drumming Genius and Additional Madman Capabilities
Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”
Rollin’ Wild: Ballooned 3D Super Animals Are Fun
Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree
10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work
Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)
Speedrunning Video Games: Have a Gander at this Phenomenon
The Marsh Arabs by Sir Wilfred Thesiger
Great TV Shows That Never Were: Saved By The Well
FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?
The Wilhelm Scream: Cinema’s Great Former Secret Unmasked
15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title
Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)
