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Category: Agony Aunt

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

Spaghetti hoops
February 3, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my boyfriend eats is spaghetti hoops!”

A man and a woman in love
January 28, 2020January 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Tips: How to be a Brilliant Husband or Wife (or both)

Bald man working out lifting weights in the gym
January 21, 2020January 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

Crazy ex-boyfriends - a guy wielding an axe
January 7, 2020November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What do I do about my crazy exes?!”

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

Disciplinary hearing
December 4, 2019December 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boss has called me to a disciplinary meeting!”

A crocodile lying beside a pond
November 28, 2019November 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband bought our son a pet crocodile!”

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

A woman eating her food with a fork, probably a romantic dinner
November 7, 2019November 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019November 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

Agony aunt and agony in an ambulance
October 22, 2019October 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in physical agony, what should I do!?”

Office printer
October 15, 2019October 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m an all-in-one printer looking for love!”

A softboi man
October 10, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Softbois: Examining This Man Bloke Dating Phenomena

Rugby players playing rugby on a grass pitch
October 3, 2019October 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

Cushions
August 20, 2019August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”

A cigarette end
August 6, 2019August 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I quit smoking?”

A man with his head in his hands
July 29, 2019July 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”

Husband and wife relaxing around nature
July 16, 2019July 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”

A man in a suit displaying chivalry
July 8, 2019July 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

Two feet
June 24, 2019June 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”

A sink with a towel
June 17, 2019June 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend leaves stubble all over the sink!”

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

A female runner smiling like crazy
May 27, 2019June 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”

A woman getting married with a bunch of flowers
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”

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