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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Eric's Enormous Electric Fans
August 18, 2022August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Eric’s Enormous Electric Fans [Sponsored Post]

Burn After Reading by the Coen brothers
August 17, 2022August 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Burn After Reading: Fun and Games in Coen Brother’s Black Comedy

Aliens have not come in peace for traffic lights
August 16, 2022August 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #16: Aliens Object Violently to Traffic Lights

Orange Juice With Bits includes a picture of Satan and Hell
August 15, 2022August 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Berserk Orange Juice: The Heavy Metal Band Keen on Vitamin C

Disc Room the indie game
August 14, 2022August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Disc Room: Carnage on Jupiter With Super Sharp Saws

Going Under the indie game
August 14, 2022August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Going Under: Satirical Mockery of Stifling Startups

MoroniCast podcast logo
August 13, 2022August 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast #13: Some Free SEO Tips for Bloggers

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)
August 12, 2022August 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Prinsesstårta (Princess Cake)

Bernadette's Baboon Bookshop
August 11, 2022August 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bernadette’s Baboon Bookshop [Sponsored Post]

Fire of Love the 2022 documentary
August 10, 2022April 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fire of Love: Eruptive Look Into the World of Volcanology 🌋

Oops - We've done a stupid
August 9, 2022August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sorry For the Mass Emails! We’ve Had a Technical Oopsie 📧⚠️

Space Jeeves the space butler
August 8, 2022August 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #15: Aliens Seeking Posh British Butlers

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC Wave 2
August 7, 2022August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC Wave 2: More Racing Excellence

Minit Fun Racer
August 7, 2022August 5, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Minit Fun Racer: Frenetic Bursts of Arcade Racing (all for charity)

Genie: A Scientific Tragedy by Russ Rymer
August 6, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Genie: A Scientific Tragedy by Russ Rymer

The History of Miso Soup
August 5, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of Miso Soup

Get Condensation to get condensed milk
August 4, 2022August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Cantankerous Condensation Company [Sponsored Post]

The Squid and the Whale 2005 film
August 3, 2022July 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Squid and the Whale: Divorce, Drama, & Cephalopod Molluscs

How to create children who aren't spoiled
August 2, 2022August 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with spoiled brats for kids?”

When your hair gets angry and demands a perm
August 1, 2022August 1, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “My head of hair is demanding a perm!”

Rakuen the indie game
July 31, 2022July 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rakuen: Fantasy RPG With an Intelligent, Heartfelt Narrative

OMNO the indie game
July 31, 2022July 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

OMNO: Peaceful Travels Through Fog and Atmospherics

The Autistic Brain by Temple Grandin
July 30, 2022September 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Autistic Brain by Temple Grandin

The history of la baguette
July 29, 2022July 30, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The History of la Baguette 🥖

Carla's Curious Cape Construction Company
July 28, 2022July 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carla’s Curious Cape Construction Company 🦸 [Sponsored Post]

Midnight Cowboy 1969 film
July 27, 2022July 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Cowboy: Shattered Dreams in the Big Apple

Acoustic Angus the '70s folk music star
July 26, 2022July 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Acoustic Angus: The ’70s Folk Music Hero Ruined by a Typo

Best friends shouldn't copycat each other
July 25, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My best friend is copying everything in my life!”

Stray the cat game
July 24, 2022August 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Stray: Blade Runner With Cats in Cyberpunk Adventure

Cattails the cat game
July 24, 2022July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Cattails: It’s Stardew Valley… But With Cats (cute overload)!

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad
July 23, 2022July 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad

Heatwave Haiku special
July 22, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Heatwave Haiku: Perspiration and Poetry 🥵

Ryan's Rubbish Roof Repair Robots
July 21, 2022July 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Rubbish Roof Repair Robots [Sponsored Post]

The Most Beautiful Boy in the World 2021 documentary
July 20, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Most Beautiful Boy in the World: The Story of Björn Andrésen

Aliens think the meaning of life is to do the dishes
July 19, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #14: Aliens Needing Humans to do the Dishes

PretenShush's album Meretricious Space Haddock
July 18, 2022July 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

PretenShush: The ’70s Prog Rockers Big on Week-Long Solos

Speed Dating For Ghosts
July 17, 2022July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Speed Dating For Ghosts: Enter the World of Dead Dating

Nuclear Teapot the indie game
July 17, 2022July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nuclear Teapot: Brew Up Some Carnage in Tea-Fest

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