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Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Handmaiden film by Park Chan-wook
February 4, 2026February 4, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

The Handmaiden: A Tale of Chaotic Female Liberation 🏯

Elephant Stone by The Stone Roses
December 18, 2021February 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Elephant Stone: The Stone Roses’ Energetic, Propulsive Epic

A bowl of turmeric with raisins nearby
December 17, 2021December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Turmeric at Work: Employment Laws For Yellow Aromatic Powder

A bottle of Ribena
December 16, 2021December 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Ribena: Fruit Squash That Bolstered Many a Childhood

The Grey with Liam Neeson
December 15, 2021December 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

The Grey: Brutal Philosophical Survival Romp With Wolves

Chainsaw Chopsticks
December 14, 2021December 14, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Chainsaw Chopsticks For a Deliciously Dangerous Meal

Santa's cartoon hat with a red background
December 13, 2021December 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Notes on Effective Leadership During Trying Times

Revenge of the Mutant Camels
December 12, 2021February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Revenge of the Mutant Camels: Long-Necked Ungulate Mammals Return in C64 Sequel

Attack of the Mutant Camels
December 12, 2021December 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Attack of the Mutant Camels: C64 Romp With Long-Necked Ungulate Mammals

Cute red Japanese ceramic Gaiwan teapot and teacup set
December 11, 2021December 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Japanese Tea Stuff: Bringing Ikigai Into Our World

Let's Blog Award
December 11, 2021December 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Let’s Blog Award: Q&As About Games & Stuff

Fentiman's Dandelion & Burdock drink
December 10, 2021November 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dandelion and Burdock: Distinct Beverage With a Kick

Senri Kawaguchi drumming
December 9, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Senri Kawaguchi: The Mighty Jazz and Fusion Drummer

Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
December 8, 2021December 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Who Framed Roger Rabbit? The Unique Noir Bunny Film

A Christmas angel figure smiling
December 7, 2021December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

Wall Street with Gordon Gekko and "Greed is good"
December 6, 2021December 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Greed is Good: Wall Street Quote Off Extravaganza!

Diablo II: Resurrected
December 5, 2021December 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Diablo II: Resurrected: Hack-And-Slash Remaster of a Classic

Little Nightmares
December 5, 2021December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Little Nightmares: Horror Romp With a Pinch of Suspense

Requiem for a Dream by Hubert Selby Jr.
December 4, 2021December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Requiem for a Dream by Hubert Selby Jr.

Lucozade the energy drink
December 3, 2021November 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Lucozade: The Sporty Fizzy Drink is a British Legend

Evelyn Glennie the percussionist
December 2, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Evelyn Glennie: Meet One of the World’s Best Percussionists

Count Me In the Netflix documentary about drumming
December 1, 2021April 7, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Count Me In: Netflix’s Shuffle Happy Drumming Documentary

A bonsai tree
November 30, 2021November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is obsessed with a bonsai tree”

Santa Claus running with some presents saying Ho ho ho
November 29, 2021November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Hallucinations and Water Beds

Unpacking by Witch Beam Games
November 28, 2021December 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Unpacking: Chillout Puzzle Game About Organising Rooms

Master of Pottery
November 28, 2021November 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Master of Pottery: Chill Out and Make Some Pots

November 27, 2021November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Podcast Episode #6: Notes on Remembrance & Poppies

Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion crisps
November 26, 2021November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese & Onion Crisps: Tribute to This Oddball Potato Chip Combo

Interpretations by The Carpenters featuring Karen Carpenter
November 25, 2021May 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Karen Carpenter: Energetic All-Singing, All-Drumming ’70s Icon

1: Life on the Limit documentary
November 24, 2021October 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

1: Life on the Limit: Documentary on F1’s 1970s Safety Record

Godzilla rampaging through the countryside
November 23, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Is my husband a giant lizard?!”

A collection of cartoon space rockets and the cosmos
November 22, 2021November 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Dandelion & Burdock (and space)

wipEout on the PlayStation
November 21, 2021November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

wipEout: Speedy Futuristic PlayStation Racer is Fast

F-zero X on the Nintendo 64
November 21, 2021November 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero X: Speedy Futuristic N64 Racer is Fast

A can of Camden Town Brewery's Marmite Ale
November 20, 2021November 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Marmite Ale: Lowdown on the Yeast-Based Beer Extravaganza

A collection of digestive biscuits
November 19, 2021March 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Digestive Biscuits: Iconic British Snack Perfect For Tea

The Velvet Underground albums
November 18, 2021April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Moe Tucker: The Velvet Underground’s Epic Drummer

Alligator the 1980 movie
November 17, 2021November 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Alligator: Ridiculous B Movie Horror is Awesome Badness

Santa Claus eating a chocolate chip cookie
November 16, 2021November 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Mince Pie Eating Competition

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