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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

KUUKIYOMI Consider It!-min
January 19, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

KUUKIYOMI: Consider It! Play to Become a Polite Person

A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind by Shoukei Matsumotou
January 18, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind by Shoukei Matsumotou

Knightmare TV show
January 17, 2020October 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Knightmare: Cult Classic British Blue Screen Kids TV Done Proper

Marmite on toast
January 16, 2020November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Marmite: How is it Made?

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Yoyoka Soma drummer girl
January 13, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Yoyoka Soma: The Japanese Drumming Sensation

Hive Time
January 12, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hive Time: Buzzing Strategy Sim With Added Yellow

The Settlers III
January 12, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Settlers III: Cute Historical Strategy Game With Archers

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser
January 11, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser

Alex the Honking Bird logo
January 10, 2020April 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Alex the Honking Bird: A Birdo Just Has to Honk

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

The Young Ones with Rik, Vyvyan, Neil, and Mike
January 8, 2020February 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Young Ones: Anarchic BBC Comedy Stuff of Legends

Crazy ex-boyfriends - a guy wielding an axe
January 7, 2020November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What do I do about my crazy exes?!”

Taki Inoue driving his Footwork F1 car
January 6, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Taki Inoue: The Worst F1 Driver Ever?

A Short Hike
January 5, 2020January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

A Short Hike: Super Charming & Peaceful Birdo Trek Thing

Flame Hyenard
January 5, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flame Hyenard: “Burn to the ground!” in Mega Man X7

January 4, 2020October 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Animate and the Inanimate by William James Sidis

A love heart tied to some rope
January 3, 2020March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Women Special!

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Pingu
January 1, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pingu: Familial Anthropomorphic Penguin Activities Show

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A man dating a woman in a Santa hat
December 30, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Women Special!

Wattam
December 29, 2019January 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wattam: The Most Bizarre Indie Game of 2019

Katamari Damacy on the PlayStation 2
December 29, 2019December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Katamari Damacy Reroll: Erm… This One is Cute & Crazy

Mr. Bumap by Roger Hargreaves
December 28, 2019March 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Men by Roger Hargreaves

The Archers BBC
December 27, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Archers: Why We Hate BBC Radio 4’s Stupid Soap Opera

Christmas Dayy Santa and snow with a baubel
December 26, 2019April 7, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Christmas Day Report 2019

Howl's Moving Castle
December 25, 2019March 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Howl’s Moving Castle: Charming Animation With a Live Castle

Skyrim
December 24, 2019December 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Skyrim Acting: Real Life Depictions of Dodgy AI & Bugs

Santa Claus picking up a Christmas item
December 23, 2019December 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Maladies & Mobilty Scooters

Shovel Knight: King of Cards
December 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Shovel Knight: King of Cards—Farewell to the Indie Masterpiece

Pikuniku
December 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pikuniku: Cutesy Dystopian Nightmare of an Indie Gem

A Concise History of Art by Germain Bazin
December 21, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

A Concise History of Art by Germain Bazin

The Secret Policeman's Ball
December 20, 2019April 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Policeman’s Ball: “Will this wind, be so mighty?” & The End of the World

A sleepy looking pug on a bed
December 19, 2019August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: How to Fall Asleep

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

A Bearded Reedling - panurus biarmicus
December 17, 2019December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bearded Reedling: Yet Another Awesome Feathered Friend

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