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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

F-Zero
April 28, 2019November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

F-Zero: Nintendo’s Mode 7 Sporting Futuristic Wonder

The First Tree
April 28, 2019April 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The First Tree: Pensive Romp Through Emotions & Time

The Lady annd the Little Fox Fur by Violette Leduc
April 27, 2019April 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Lady and the Little Fox Fur by Violette Leduc

Keyboard
April 26, 2019December 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Touch Typing: How to Type Like a Bolt of Lightning

Scones
April 25, 2019April 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Game of Scones

April 24, 2019February 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dances With Wolves: Epic With a Prominent Costner Moustache

An egg and mayonnaise bun
April 23, 2019April 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

News: Mayonnaise to be Renamed Mayonaise in Horror Move

Mittens
April 22, 2019April 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell when I’ve fallen in glove?”

Sonic Adventure on the Dreamcast
April 21, 2019April 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sonic Adventure: Remembering The Hedgehog’s First 3D Romp

Lemmings the game on the SNES
April 21, 2019April 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Lemmings: Save All Those Bumbling Little Idiots, Yes?

The Sea Close By - Albert Camus
April 20, 2019April 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Close By – Albert Camus

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

Crocodile Dundee
April 18, 2019April 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Crocodile Dundee: “You call that a knife?” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Chips
April 17, 2019April 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Crisps (Potato Chips): How Are They Made?

Seagulls
April 16, 2019April 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Seagulls Stomping: They Caw Dance, But Not Sing

Nighttime
April 15, 2019April 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Independence Night

ISLANDERS video game
April 14, 2019April 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

ISLANDERS: The Relaxing Minamalist City Builder

Grand Theft Auto on the PlayStation
April 14, 2019July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Theft Auto: The Casually Violent GTA Series Starter

The Secret Life of Flies by Erica McAlister
April 13, 2019January 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Secret Life of Flies by Erica McAlister

John Bercow - Order t-shirt
April 12, 2019April 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Order! The Very Best of John Bercow Shouting

People queuing
April 11, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Queuing: How to queue (on cue) to be a queue master

Avatar
April 10, 2019December 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Avatar: 10th Anniversary For Divisive Space Romp

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019December 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

An apple
April 8, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Eating Apples at Work: Why it’s Disgusting & we Hate You For it

Worms on the Game Boy
April 7, 2019March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Worms: Childhood Favourite With Combat Worms & Explosions

Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins
April 7, 2019August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins is an Oddball Romp

Territory of Light by Yūko Tsushima
April 6, 2019April 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Territory of Light by Yūko Tsushima

April 5, 2019April 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Saturn Devouring His Son: Goya’s Dark Take On Greek Mythology

Brexit
April 4, 2019April 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Will John Bercow Yelling “Order!” Solve The Brexit Nightmare?

Terminator 2 Judgment Day
April 3, 2019December 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Terminator 2: Judgment Day is Bloody Excellent, Baby

Lying
April 2, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Tell if Someone is Lying

Silhoutte of women on the phone
April 1, 2019April 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: The Lord of the Ringtones

Final Fantasy VII on the Switch
March 31, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Final Fantasy VII: Masterpiece Hits the Nintendo Switch

Wario Land Super Mario Land 3
March 31, 2019February 16, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3 – Wario Game Boy Time

The Pillow Book
March 30, 2019August 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Pillow Book by Sei Shōnagon

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Bird Photo Booth 2.0
March 28, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Bird Photo Booth 2.0 & Ostdrossel’s Fabulous Hungry Birds

A hamster with wood chippings on its head
March 27, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Hamsters: Celebrating The Odd History of These Adorable Idiots

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