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Laysara: Summit Kingdom city builder game
March 1, 2026March 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Laysara: Summit Kingdom is a Beautiful City Builder ⛰️

Exographer the physics puzzle platformer
March 1, 2026March 1, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Exographer: Particle Physics-Based Platformer With Puzzles 🔬

Spam
December 17, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

Mole Mania
December 16, 2018January 1, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Mole Mania: Crazed Puzzle Game From 1996 You Didn’t Know Exists

Chavs slumped over unconscious
December 14, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

EU
December 13, 2018December 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

Trumphant Hearts by Jason Becker
December 12, 2018October 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Jason Becker: Triumphant Hearts Album Hits The Stores

Umbrella
December 11, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Conker's Bad Fur Day
December 9, 2018December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Swearing?! Yes! **** Off!

Superman on the N64 - Mike Matei
December 9, 2018February 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Superman on the N64: Mike Matei’s Heroic Playthrough Journey

Ice by Anna Kavan
December 8, 2018December 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Ice by Anna Kavan

Mrs. Santa Claus
December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

Toy Story
December 6, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Toy Story: “This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Manchester
December 5, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester at Night: Atmospherics, Music, & Rain

Chainsaw cutting a baguette
December 4, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

The Legend of Zelda - A Link to the Past
December 2, 2018February 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (is still amazeballs)

PlayStation Classic
December 2, 2018April 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

PlayStation Classic: Cynical Cash Grab or Good Old Fun?

The Sea, the Sea
December 1, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Sea, The Sea by Iris Murdoch

Commuting man on a train with no hair
November 30, 2018November 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

Question
November 29, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

Badlands
November 28, 2018December 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Badlands: Legendary Subversive Crime Romp is Still Epic

Coffee
November 27, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

Ill
November 25, 2018November 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is Ill

The Dreamstone
November 23, 2018October 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Dreamstone: We FINALLY Unearthed a Childhood Favourite

Frog
November 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frog Machine (better than fog machines)

Fog
November 21, 2018March 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fog: Praising The Beauty of Nature’s Bad Breath (Part 2)

Blob
November 20, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Blobs: What is blob and can it unblob?

The Fist of Aggression
November 19, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to be More AGGRESSIVE!

Diablo III - Eternal Collection
November 18, 2018November 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Diablo III – Eternal Collection: Take On Hell (in a fun way)

London Fog - The Biography by Christine L. Corton
November 17, 2018November 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

London Fog – The Biography by Christine L. Corton

Brexit
November 16, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

Woman at a computer
November 15, 2018November 16, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

Digitiser the Show
November 14, 2018September 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser the Show: Celebrate Retro Gaming With Mr. Biffo! NOW!

Highlander
November 13, 2018March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lots of Different Places: In Praise of Christopher Lambert’s Voice

Autumn
November 12, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons

Half-Life 2: Episode Two
November 11, 2018March 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Half Life 2 – Episode Two: The Madness Gets EVEN Better

Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter
November 10, 2018April 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Grief Is The Thing With Feathers by Max Porter

Petrol
November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

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