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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Half-Life 2 Episode One
November 4, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2 – Episode One: The Madness Gets Better

Hob
November 4, 2018December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Hob: Luscious Robotic Indie Romp Malfunctions *Bzzzt*

Hokusai's Great Wave by Timothy Clark
November 3, 2018September 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Hokusai’s Great Wave by Timothy Clark

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Artichoke
November 1, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

The Silence of the Lambs
October 31, 2018February 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Silence of the Lambs: Classic Horror-Fest for Halloween

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Sylvester Stallone
October 29, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Sylvester Stallone Improvement

Nyango Star
October 28, 2018July 14, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Nyango Star: The World’s Best Cat Mascot Drummer

The Messenger
October 28, 2018March 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Messenger: Kiai! It’s a 2D Ninja Type NES Indie Game!

The Story of Art by E.H. Gombrich
October 27, 2018October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Story of Art by E.H. Gombrich

Business inspection
October 26, 2018March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

Pomegranate
October 25, 2018October 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Pomegranates: In Praise of These Difficult to Eat Things

Goodfellas
October 24, 2018May 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Goodfellas: The Masterpiece of a Gangster Movie

Noodles
October 23, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

Post-it notes
October 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)

Child of Light Ultimate Edition
October 21, 2018October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Child of Light: Ultimate Edition – Lyrical Gem Swirls Onto The Switch

Kererū pigeon beak
October 21, 2018February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kererū Pigeon: New Zealand’s (Drunk) Bird of the Year 2018

Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer
October 20, 2018October 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer

Angry face
October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

Trees
October 18, 2018March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Trees: In Praise of These Giant Leafy Bastards

Running of the cheese
October 17, 2018November 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Running of the Cheese: Danger in the Name of Dairy

Spinach
October 16, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Spinach – why is it green and does it really itch?

Couple proposing
October 15, 2018February 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by F. Scott Fitzgerald
October 14, 2018March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button by F. Scott Fitzgerald

Poverty in the UK
October 13, 2018November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

Welcome mat
October 12, 2018October 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

An extravagant crevice with a waterfall
October 11, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

Stranded - I've come from a plane that crashed on the mountains
October 10, 2018April 11, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Stranded: I’ve come from a plane that crashed on the mountains

Dinner party
October 9, 2018October 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Host a Dinner Party

Bananas
October 8, 2018August 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is the banana, why is it yellow, and is it dangerous?

The Witcher 3
October 7, 2018October 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Witcher 3: (Finally) Catching Up With The Modern Classic

Jacob's Hands by Aldous Huxley and Christoper Isherwood
October 6, 2018October 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Jacob’s Hands by Huxley & Isherwood

Someone pointing at a graph in a business decision
October 5, 2018October 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

Thimble
October 4, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Thimble Dryer (a tumble dryer for thimbles)

Chewing gum
October 3, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chewing Gum: In Contempt of This Abomination

Ignorance
October 2, 2018March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Let Us Consider This Stupid Phenomenon

Rye bread
October 1, 2018October 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

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