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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

Pigeon
September 30, 2018July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

Isle of Dogs
September 30, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Isle of Dogs: You’re BARKING Mad If You Miss It

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide
September 29, 2018October 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Guest Cat by Takashi Hiraide

Christmas cheer
September 28, 2018September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

Predator - They ain't got time to bleed
September 27, 2018September 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: “I ain’t got time to bleed” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Predator
September 26, 2018March 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Predator: We’ve Got Time To Bleed For 1987’s Macho Masterpiece

Ketchup
September 25, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Is ketchup safe for human consumption? (& etc.)

Beer
September 24, 2018September 24, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Blind Drunk Date

People Are Strange by The Doors
September 23, 2018July 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

People Are Strange: Contemplating The Doors’ Classic (& Strangeness)

Super Mario Bros 3 on the Nintendo Switch
September 23, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros 3: Ultimate Classic Hits The Nintendo Switch

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich
September 22, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Little History of the World by E.H. Gombrich

Christmas 2019 with a girl watching Santa in the snow
September 21, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

September 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

Nic Cage
September 19, 2018April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nicolas Cage: Deconstructing the Enigma

Hamper
September 18, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer

Jalapeños
September 17, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

Unravel
September 16, 2018April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Unravel: A Charming and Woolly Indie Romp

Super Mario Bros
September 16, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros: A NES Speedrunning Special

Firmin by Sam Savage
September 15, 2018January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Firmin by Sam Savage

Aaaarrghhh
September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

A shower unit.
September 12, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

Movie making equipment
September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

Emotions
September 10, 2018December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

FAR - Lone Sails
September 9, 2018May 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAR: Lone Sails – Take This Introspective Jaunt Through Time

Portal 2
September 9, 2018March 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Portal 2: Valve’s Teleportation Puzzle FPS Masterpiece

Who I Am by Pete Townshend
September 8, 2018September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Who I Am by Pete Townshend

Keith Moon drumming
September 7, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keith Moon: Drumming Genius and Additional Madman Capabilities

1
September 6, 2018September 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

Rollin' Wild
September 5, 2018September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rollin’ Wild: Ballooned 3D Super Animals Are Fun

Remi Cabarrou vinyl painting
September 5, 2018September 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree

Commuting train
September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

Lawnmower
September 3, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)

Video game controller
September 2, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Speedrunning Video Games: Have a Gander at this Phenomenon

The Marsh Arabs by Wilfred Thesiger
September 1, 2018January 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Marsh Arabs by Sir Wilfred Thesiger

Well
August 31, 2018August 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Saved By The Well

Soup
August 30, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

Scream
August 29, 2018March 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Wilhelm Scream: Cinema’s Great Former Secret Unmasked

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