Professional Moron

September 21, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

September 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Moshing Machine (for hardcore washers)

September 19, 2018April 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Nicolas Cage: Deconstructing the Enigma

September 18, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Buffy The Hamper Slayer

September 17, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

September 16, 2018April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Unravel: A Charming and Woolly Indie Romp

September 16, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Super Mario Bros: A NES Speedrunning Special

September 15, 2018January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Firmin by Sam Savage

September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

September 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

September 12, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are shower curtains and are they even necessary?

September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

September 10, 2018December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

September 9, 2018May 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAR: Lone Sails – Take This Introspective Jaunt Through Time

September 9, 2018March 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Portal 2: Valve’s Teleportation Puzzle FPS Masterpiece

September 8, 2018September 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Who I Am by Pete Townshend

September 7, 2018April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keith Moon: Drumming Genius and Additional Madman Capabilities

September 6, 2018September 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I know when I’ve found The One?!”

September 5, 2018September 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rollin’ Wild: Ballooned 3D Super Animals Are Fun

September 5, 2018September 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Vinyl Painting: Continuing Our Relaxing Stuff Spree

September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

September 3, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)

September 2, 2018July 23, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Speedrunning Video Games: Have a Gander at this Phenomenon

September 1, 2018January 15, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Marsh Arabs by Sir Wilfred Thesiger

August 31, 2018August 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Saved By The Well

August 30, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Soup, is it a Drink, or a Foodstuff?

August 29, 2018March 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Wilhelm Scream: Cinema’s Great Former Secret Unmasked

August 28, 2018August 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Improved By Adding “Scurvy” Into The Title

August 27, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Kite of Doom (a kite specialising in doom)

August 26, 2018March 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

ABZÛ: Breathtaking Oceanic Romp With Fishies & An Orchestra

August 26, 2018August 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Three Tips To Becoming A Costume Designer – Resa McConaghy

August 25, 2018January 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Worst Journey in the World by Apsley Cherry-Garrard

August 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What is Houmous, Why Is It Mushy, & What Do I Do With It?

August 23, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Escalacalculator (all-in-one mathematics & movement)

August 22, 2018October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Jupiter: The Artistic Enormity of a Miraculous Gas Giant

August 21, 2018August 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

8 Planets Renamed (for the better) From Our Solar System

August 20, 2018August 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating 7 men at once… which one do I pick?!”

August 19, 2018April 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dead Cells: It’s Here & It’s Not Dead