Professional Moron

April 13, 2018October 31, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Goldfinger: “A martini. Shaken, not stirred.” Quote Off Extravaganza

April 12, 2018April 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride

April 11, 2018July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fantastic Mr. Fox: Wes Anderson’s Charming Animation Thing

April 10, 2018April 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mustard Soup

April 9, 2018October 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Philomena Cunk: Making Stupidity Funny Again

April 8, 2018April 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Jun’ichirō Tanizaki: In Praise of Shadows

April 7, 2018April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Two of Mark Kermode’s Film Books Reviewed

April 6, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bouncer Castle (a bouncy castle for bouncers)

April 5, 2018April 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Hillhanger (Cliffhanger spinoff)

April 4, 2018September 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Dog Day Afternoon: Classic Tale of a Bank Heist Gone Weirdly Wrong

April 3, 2018April 3, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Potato Au Grating (now with extra “grated” potato)

April 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Jackstammer (jackhammer for stammerers)

April 2, 2018September 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Digitiser: At One With Teletext’s Anarchic, Classic Video Game Mag

March 31, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mariel of Redwall by Brian Jacques

March 30, 2018May 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kneeball (much better than football)

March 29, 2018March 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

March 28, 2018January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blue Velvet: Depraved Classic is Still Depraved (and a classic)

March 27, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

March 26, 2018March 26, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Bleach on Toast (better than beans on toast)

March 24, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sound of the Mountain by Yosunari Kawabata

March 23, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Flavourless Ice Cream

March 22, 2018March 22, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend wants to donate his kidneys to charity!”

March 21, 2018September 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Truman Show: Cheerfully Frightening Sci-Fi Satire Nears 20

March 20, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe & Invention: Rhubarbed Wire (like barbed wire, but tastier)

March 19, 2018March 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Stronger Things (better than Stranger Things)

March 18, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Alto’s Odyssey: Beautiful Endless Smartphone Sandboarding Odyssey

March 16, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)

March 15, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)

March 14, 2018January 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Death of Stalin: Inspired Black Comedy With Lots of Stalin

March 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)

March 12, 2018March 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Ampersands (the logogram &)

March 11, 2018April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Turok Dinosaur Hunter: Foggy N64 FPS Dino Romp

March 10, 2018October 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Hearing Trumpet by Leonora Carrington

March 9, 2018March 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

March 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)

March 7, 2018August 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Assam Tea with Vanilla: The Greatest Tea Tragedy of Our Time!

March 6, 2018July 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Blackadder II: Machiavellian British Comedy That’s Still Genius

March 5, 2018January 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

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