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Barry Lyndon the Stanley Kubrick film from 1975
January 2, 2026January 2, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Barry Lyndon: Stanley Kubrick’s Period Drama Masterpiece 🤴

Why I Continue to Blog - an essay
January 1, 2026January 3, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Why I Keep Blogging in the Era of SOCIAL MEDIA ✍️

A gargoyle trying to eat its foot
January 24, 2018January 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

15 Romantic Films Ruined By Adding “Gargoyles” To The Names!

Dumb and Dumber
January 23, 2018March 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Dumb and Dumber: America’s Best Ever Slapstick Comedy?!

Gandalf in Lego form
January 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Sport: G&OLF (Gandolf Related Golf)

Undertale
January 21, 2018April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Undertale: The Game Changing & Innovative RPG

The Sea Around Us by Rachel Carson
January 20, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Sea Around Us by Rachel Carson

Speed boat and a banana boat on the ocean
January 19, 2018August 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cabbage Boat (better than a banana boat)

Porridge
January 18, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

Spirited Away by Studio Ghibli
January 17, 2018March 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spirited Away: Studio Ghibli’s Oscar-Winning Coming of Age Tale

Woman online dating
January 16, 2018January 17, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Love in 2018 - Men seeking women
January 15, 2018March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Wuppo
January 14, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Wuppo: Cutesy, Fun, and Surreal Indie Adventure

VVVVVV
January 14, 2018April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

VVVVVV: Tough as Nails Indie Platformer With Heart

The Good Earth by Pearl S. Buck
January 13, 2018January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Good Earth by Pearl S. Buck

Love and relationships - outgrowing your boyfriend
January 12, 2018January 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

How to shave properly
January 11, 2018January 6, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Shave Your Face (manly man’s guide)

Punch-Drunk Love
January 10, 2018July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Punch-Drunk Love: Quirky Love Story With an Incredible Sandler

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

The exercise spike
January 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

Final Fantasy VI
January 7, 2018August 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Final Fantasy VI: Revisiting the SNES RPG Classic

January 6, 2018October 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Timewaster Diaries by Robin Cooper

January 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

The Grand Hotel
January 4, 2018December 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Brazil by Terry Gilliam
January 3, 2018February 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Brazil: Celebrating Terry Gilliam’s Orwellian Sci-Fi Masterpiece

Wait Training
January 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)

Santa Claus out in the open with snow
January 1, 2018January 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

The Red Turtle
December 31, 2017January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Red Turtle: Fantasy Drama About Life, Family, & Turtles

The Timewaster Letters
December 30, 2017January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Timewaster Letters by Robin Cooper

If the tables are turned, or to turn the tables
December 29, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

The Art of Professional Moron
December 28, 2017October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Art of Professional Moron #3: Kitchen Utensil Special

The Thing by John Carpenter
December 27, 2017December 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Thing: Tribute to John Carpenter’s Chilling Masterpiece

Bins surround by countryside
December 26, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Bindependent (a newspaper about bins)

Santa on Christmas Day
December 25, 2017December 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

December 24, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Velvet Underground & Nico: 50th Anniversary Hoo-ha

Iggy Pop - Lust for Life
December 24, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lust for Life: Iggy Pop’s Solo Album is a Joy

The Books of Tea - Kakuzo Okakura
December 23, 2017December 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

The Book of Tea: Moonshake Books Review

Christmas hat
December 22, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Toilet paper
December 21, 2017November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Popular Foods Ruined by Adding “Toilet Paper” to The Name

The Abyss by James Cameron
December 20, 2017March 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Abyss: James Cameron’s Non-Abysmal Sci-Fi Classic

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