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Korngold's Violin Concerto in D major Op. 35
February 12, 2026February 13, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Korngold’s Violin Concerto: Hidden History and Cinematic Influences 🎻

Cairn the rock climbing video game
February 8, 2026February 8, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Cairn: Enthralling Rock Climbing Thing With Sunsets 🗻

The Dice Man by Luke Rhineheart
October 29, 2017January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Dice Man by Luke Rhineheart

Crisp smoothies
October 27, 2017January 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Ice Cream, Butter, and Crisps Smoothie

October 26, 2017October 26, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How Hairdressers Can Improve the Haircut Experience

Christmas Barbie doll presents
October 25, 2017August 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Great Barbie Doll Christmas Push!

Storm Brian
October 24, 2017October 24, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Storm Brian Batters UK as Citizens Demand Better Storm Names

American Snipper
October 23, 2017October 23, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: American Snipper

Jettomero
October 22, 2017April 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Jettomero: Save the Universe as a Lovably Clumsy Robot

The Prophet by Kahil Gibran
October 21, 2017January 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Prophet by Kahil Gibran

October 20, 2017January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Blade Runner 2049: Yes, we did a review…

The Remote Constroll
October 19, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Remote Constroll (a remote control for strolling)

Watership Down film
October 18, 2017June 24, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Watership Down: The Most Terrifying Animated Film Ever

New English Words
October 17, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

10 Brilliant New Words and What They Mean

Is brown bed better than white bread
October 16, 2017April 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brown Bread vs White Bread: Which is Best?

The Dead Cigarettes
October 15, 2017October 1, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: The Cigarettes

The Complete Cosmicomics by Italo Calvino
October 14, 2017May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Complete Cosmicomics by Italo Calvino

Speed dating advice
October 13, 2017October 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Can you give me speed dating advice?”

How to use a parting phrase like goodbye
October 12, 2017October 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use a Parting Phrase (Goodbye, Farewell, Get Lost etc.)

Santa's Factory
October 11, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Take a Tour of Santa’s Factory

Mashed Potato Milkshake
October 10, 2017October 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mashed Potato Milkshake!

The Scarf Wig
October 9, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Scarf Wig

Diary of Anne Frank
October 8, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Diary of Anne Frank

Half-Life 2
October 7, 2017October 7, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Half-Life 2 (2004)

A day in the life of Santa Claus
October 5, 2017September 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

Telephone razorblade add on
October 4, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Telephone Razorblade (shave as you call!)

Samurai Cop
October 3, 2017May 24, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Samurai Cop: The Best Bad Movie Ever Made?

Beans on coasters
October 2, 2017October 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Beans on Coasters (as in drinks coasters)

Thumper the indie game
October 1, 2017December 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Thumper: The Intense Rhythm Sensory Indie Experience

September 30, 2017September 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Charles Bukowski: Post Office (Moonshake Books)

SNES Nintendo Classic Mini
September 30, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

SNES Classic Mini: It’s Here and it’s Super

Aubergines are good for fashion
September 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Auberjeans (jeans and vegetables all-in-one!)

Christmas present ideas from Santa
September 28, 2017April 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Santa’s Annual Christmas Shopping List

There Will Be Blood
September 27, 2017August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

There Will Be Blood: 10th Anniversary for Modern Classic

How to improve rap music
September 26, 2017April 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

12 Rap Albums Improved by Adding Cheese Names to the Title

Aiiiiiiiiie the new rap album
September 25, 2017September 25, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Aiiiiiiiiie: Check Out Our Debut Gangsta Rap Album!

SteamWorld Dig 2
September 24, 2017January 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

SteamWorld Dig 2: It’s Here and It’s Awesome… Hell Yeah!

Rayman Legends Definitive Edition
September 24, 2017January 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Rayman Legends: Definitive Edition… Worth the Moolah?

Macbeth by William Shakespeare
September 23, 2017January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Macbeth by William Shakespeare

Pram with a battering ram on it
September 22, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: pRam! (a pram with a battering ram on it)

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