Professional Moron

September 21, 2017March 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Speak Like You’re From Northern England, Mate

September 20, 2017April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Bean’s Opening Music: Ecce Homo Intro is Bean-Based

September 19, 2017November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Gruesome Accident Report Form Details

September 18, 2017September 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Machos (like nachos, but for manly men)

September 17, 2017November 28, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Williams F1: One of the Year’s Essential Documentaries

September 16, 2017January 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Midnight Express by Billy Hayes

September 15, 2017September 15, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I tell if my wife is insane?!”

September 14, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Fire Alarm Belt

September 13, 2017April 17, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Paintings Improved by Adding “Smelly” to the Title

September 12, 2017September 11, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

September 11, 2017September 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Fetid Cheese (like feta cheese, but putrid)

September 10, 2017April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

My Singing Monsters: Singing, Weird, Awesome, & Monstrous!

September 9, 2017November 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Disaster Artist by Greg Sestero

September 8, 2017September 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Noobulbs (bulbs made out of noodles)

September 7, 2017January 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Is my husband a robot?!”

September 6, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Floss Guitar (dental floss and guitar all-in-one!)

September 5, 2017September 5, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Albums Improved By Adding “Cabbage” Into the Title

September 4, 2017September 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

September 3, 2017October 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Monkey Island 2: Monkeys, Islands, Silly Humour? Yes!

September 2, 2017December 12, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

253 by Geoff Ryman

September 1, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has a fire extinguisher fetish!”

August 31, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Beverage: Champain (agonising bubble drink)

August 30, 2017August 30, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Come Dine With Flea

August 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Mattdress (a mattress and dress all-in-one!)

August 28, 2017February 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Rick and Morty: Nihilistic Dark Humour with Pickles and Madness

August 27, 2017October 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Buddy Rich: Drumming Genius, Personality, & Showman

August 26, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Ubik by Philip K. Dick

August 25, 2017December 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Tiramiso Soup (tiramisu & soup all-in-one!)

August 24, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can

August 23, 2017April 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Goldeneye 007: The Legendary N64 FPS Thing

August 22, 2017July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: “Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

August 21, 2017August 16, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Fromage Frais to be Renamed Fromage Fred

August 20, 2017April 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hyper Light Drifter: Brooding Action-Adventure Excellence

August 20, 2017March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Slime Rancher: Farm Slimes & Frolic With Joy!

August 19, 2017January 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley

August 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

August 17, 2017August 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Gordon Ramsay’s Kitchen Knightmares

August 16, 2017August 12, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

How to Ask Out a Woman (and score every time, player!)