Professional Moron

August 15, 2017January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Dunce Cap

August 14, 2017August 13, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Gross Numbers: Why They’re the Most Disgusting on Earth

August 13, 2017April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Cat Quest: Purrfect Puns in a Daft, Silly, & Cute RPG with Cats

August 12, 2017January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Anthem by Ayn Rand

August 11, 2017August 10, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sauceages (like sausages, but saucier)

August 10, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tooth Pickaxe (Hygienic & Dangerous!)

August 9, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop being friend zoned?”

August 8, 2017August 2, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: BAGuettes (baguettes made out of plastic bags)

August 7, 2017August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

News: Carnage as Pavements Renamed “Sidewalks” in the UK

August 6, 2017March 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mark of the Ninja: Kickass Indie Action on Steam

August 5, 2017January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Being and Nothingness by Jean-Paul Sartre

August 4, 2017August 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I ditch this zero and find myself a hero?!”

August 3, 2017August 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 A List Celebrities Renamed With Better Surnames

August 2, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: It’s Snot Rocket Science

August 1, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking Bad: “I am the one who knocks!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 31, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tettle (a toaster and kettle all-in-one!)

July 30, 2017July 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ege Bamyasi: Can’s Psychedelic, Funky Masterpiece

July 29, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Mrs Caliban by Rachel Ingalls

July 28, 2017July 27, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Key Lime Pie – Now With Extra Keys!

July 27, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Handwash Toilet (for cleanliness & convenience)

July 26, 2017April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pandiculation: The Name For When You Yawn and Stretch

July 25, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Jack of all trays (and master of nuns)

July 24, 2017July 22, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

20 Legal Terms Improved By Adding “Poo” Into Them

July 23, 2017July 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Tago Mago: Can’s Explosive, Thunderous, Pulsating Masterpiece

July 22, 2017January 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad

July 21, 2017April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Go Bald Gracefully (a manly man’s guide)

July 20, 2017July 20, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Grease on Toast (better than cheese on toast)

July 19, 2017August 23, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Reni: Drumming Genius, Singing, & Forever Cool Bucket Hats

July 18, 2017July 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Trainspitting (trains, spit, no drugs)

July 17, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: MouthMosh (for rocking out with the benefit of fresh breath)

July 16, 2017November 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim 2: It’s The Super Surreal, Super Sequel

July 15, 2017July 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Roads to Freedom Trilogy: Sartre’s Classic Novels in Review

July 15, 2017March 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Steppenwolf by Hermann Hesse

July 14, 2017July 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists

July 13, 2017July 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lemon Migraine Pie (skip work in style!)

July 12, 2017August 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Whiplash: “Not quite my tempo” Quote Off Extravaganza!

July 11, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bleach Ball – For Great Times by the Sea!

July 10, 2017September 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I need more chat up lines to use on hot birds!”