The Professional Moron Guide to English
Professional Moron’s Free Brainstorm For Writers
Toothpaste Special: A Bit About the Paste
Mint Tea: False Facts About Mint Tea
Horoscopes: Insights Into What May Well happen
Some Facts About The Pacific Ocean and Squirrels
How to be a Lunatic: Part One
Light bulbs: How These Bright Things Are Made
E.T. the Video Game: The Amazingly Diabolical True Story
Questions We’d Ask Marco Polo
Our Sweet Potatoes Are Really Made Out Of Sweets
Are Sweet Potatoes Made Out Of Sweets?
Wild Stag Pulling a Stupid Face
What If Speech Bubbles Could Talk?
Jack and Jill: Adam Sandler’s Unfunny Thing
How To Run a Shop: Our Questionable Advice
Confusing Sign Confuses Professional Moron
Flamboyant Bird Monster Tribute
The Stag: Turn a Picture Into a Short Story Day
How to Dance Like a Fly
What Earthlings Could Do On Mars
Beans the Chinese Dwarf Hamster: A Study
Why Youth Slang is Annoying
Free Company Slogans: Dodgy Taglines & More
I am a Moo Cow
New Movie Monsters: Ideas For Scary New Creations
The Movie Remakes Hollywood Should Do Next
In Praise of Queenie
The Best Jobs That Don’t Exist
An Exposé: The True Horrors of Gravy
Fish and Chips: Why British People Love It So Much
Nolan’s Batman Trilogy Rated via Vegetables
How To Boil An Egg Incorrectly
DIY Olympics: Turn Your Living Room Into a Contest
The Art of Looking Indifferent
Pet Great White Shark: Why It’s Not a Good Idea
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