Tag: Business
Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!
FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?
First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever
Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)
7 Days Renamed for the Better
Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck
How to Nail a Job Interview
In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)
Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)
Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile
Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)
Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)
Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)
Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!
Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script
Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)
Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!
Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa
There Will Be Blood: 10th Anniversary for Modern Classic
Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!
Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can
Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)
Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists
Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms
The Prince by Niccolò Machiavelli
We’re “Celebrating” 5 Long Years of Professional Moron!
Exclusive Invention: The DuVet (a duvet & veterinary clinic in one)
Exclusive Invention: The PillOw (for those who detest sleep)
What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?
e by Matt Beaumont
Exclusive App: BlinkedIn (like LinkedIn, but with more blinking)
Game Over by David Sheff 👾
Van Security Special: Who Is The Vanguard Of Van Guarding?
Exclusive Recipe: Heavenly Houmongous Houmous!
How To Create The Perfect Tea Setup
