October 13, 2018November 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Poverty in the UK: If you’re poor, you should work harder

October 12, 2018October 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)

October 11, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Drum Pit (drum kits in a pit)

October 5, 2018October 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Quantitive & Qualitative Product Delineation (Plus a Clogged Toilet)

October 1, 2018October 1, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Wry Bread (for sardonic bread lovers)

September 28, 2018September 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Singles, Shingles, Gout, & Yuletide Prep

September 21, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column 2018: Morose Grumblings As Santa Returns For XMas

September 17, 2018September 15, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Jalapeños Renamed Jalapenos Threatening Severe ~ Job Losses

September 14, 2018September 14, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I want to be an agony aunt! How do I do it?!”

September 11, 2018September 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 High-Concept Movie Pitches For Hollywood

September 10, 2018December 31, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Emotional Intelligence Test: Find Out How Smart You Is (and are)

September 4, 2018September 4, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Proven & Viable Excuses For Missing a Day At Work

August 14, 2018August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What’s business, how do I do it, and when will I be a billionaire?

August 9, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Maramablade (a marmalade blade)

July 10, 2018July 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What Should You Do In a Job Interview?

July 9, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Join Our Apprenticeship Programme!

July 5, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

June 19, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever

June 8, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The SOCKet (a socket made out of socks)

June 5, 2018June 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

7 Days Renamed for the Better

May 29, 2018May 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beginner’s duck

May 28, 2018September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Nail a Job Interview

May 25, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

May 18, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Rowbot (a robot for rowing you to work)

March 27, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

March 15, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Gust Posting (like guest posting, but windier)

February 22, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

February 12, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

December 18, 2017December 18, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Swapping Christmas Cards at Santa’s!

December 4, 2017April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Shaking Up The Xmas Script

November 29, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Alarm Bull (better than an alarm bell)

November 21, 2017November 21, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Revving Up For Christmas!

October 5, 2017September 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Day in the Life of Santa

September 27, 2017August 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

There Will Be Blood: 10th Anniversary for Modern Classic

September 4, 2017September 4, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Santa’s Exclusive Column: Getting Ready For Christmas!

August 24, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cannedles – Convenient Candles in a Can

August 18, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Shower Hair Dryer (shower & hair dryer all-in-one!)

July 14, 2017July 8, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Washing Down Liquid to Hit Supermarket Shelves and Facilitate Pessimists