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Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell
June 18, 2022June 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Keep the Aspidistra Flying by George Orwell

Ping-pong at work employment laws
June 6, 2022June 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ping-Pong Tables at Work: Why Your Business MUST Have One

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol
May 7, 2022May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dead Souls by Nikolai Gogol

Red blood cells in a vein
April 5, 2022April 3, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Nosebleeds and nosed-based advice required!”

Flappy Bird the indie mobile game
March 20, 2022March 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Flappy Bird: The Notorious Mobile Hit That Caused Total Controversy

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December 7, 2021December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Christmas Crush

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October 29, 2021October 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Be a Smug Motivational Business Guru on LinkedIn

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June 22, 2021June 22, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Communicate With Customers (without getting shut down)

Silhouettes of employees at work
October 5, 2020October 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Employee Lateness: How to Crack Down on Tomfoolery

A man holding a pet dog in the sunshine.
September 22, 2020September 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My dogs don’t social distance, will I go to jail?!”

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

A red employee amongst the blue, to indicate the best job candidate
July 14, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

Grand Theft Auto V
July 12, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Theft Auto V: An Entertaining & Violent Game

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July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

Innovation in business
July 3, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

SimCity on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020August 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

SimCity: SNES Port Of City-Builder Worked a Treat

Theme Park on the Super Nintendo
June 21, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Theme Park: SNES Construction Sim Port is Good

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June 15, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

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June 4, 2020March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies

The Communist Manifesto by Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels
April 25, 2020August 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Communist Manifesto by Marx & Engels

Uncut Gems
March 18, 2020March 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Uncut Gems: Adam Sandler in Riveting Form

A LEGO employee looking unhappy in the workplace
March 16, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

A chainsaw cutting into a baguette-min
February 13, 2020February 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How Chainsaws Will Improve Your Company Culture

Mobike
January 20, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mobike & Manchester: The Bike Scheme Failure From Hell

Business mission statement
January 9, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 FREE Mission Statements For Businesses

Brexit and the EU
December 14, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: The UK Enters a New Era (of crap)

What About Me
October 12, 2019April 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

What About Me? The Struggle For Identity in a Market-Based Society by Paul Verhaeghe

Ice crystal
September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

How to be unsuccessful
July 15, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

What are the Daily Habits of Unsuccessful People?

Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell
December 3, 2014January 18, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Down and Out in Paris and London by George Orwell 🌃👨‍🍳

December 22, 2012May 3, 2013 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Guide: How To Get Off On The Wrong Foot With Someone!

The Earth with Matrix code over it
November 20, 2012April 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Our Guide to Controlling the Earth

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October 9, 2012February 21, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

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