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Tag: Cars

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Romain Grosjean driving the Haas. Davide Gennaro, Getty Images
December 3, 2020November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Romain Grosjean: Frenchman’s Heroic F1 Survival

Le Mans circuit
July 9, 2019November 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mercedes CLR Le Mans 1999 Accidents: A History of Flipping

A cake with strawberries
April 19, 2019November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cake Car (better than a normal car)

January 5, 2018November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

A brake with a min wincing about how badly it's gone
November 9, 2017November 9, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Braking Bad

sCones - Cones and Scones Invention
April 18, 2017November 7, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: sCones (a scone and cone hybrid for drivers)

The CARpet
January 24, 2017November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CARpet (a car which is also a carpet)

Brake the ice
December 16, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Brake the ice

The Braked Potato
October 18, 2016November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Braked Potato (a food & brake all-in-one)!

Life at the Limit - Sid Watkins
September 18, 2016May 8, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Life at the Limit: Triumph and Tragedy in F1 by Professor Sid Watkins

Cheap tyres
November 25, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Cheep Tyres – Every Bit as Great as Cheap Tyres!

High heels
April 21, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Fashion: wHeels

May 7, 2013November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Spinach Mobile

April 16, 2013October 9, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Why You Must Not Sit On Tree

April 1, 2013November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowmobile

February 11, 2013February 15, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Why is green stuff good for you?

February 6, 2013November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Use Your Head: Open Stuff The Easy Way

A moose wading out of a lake in the countryside
November 29, 2012April 22, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Mr. Moose: The Life and Times of a Large Deer

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