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Tag: FIsh

The history of sushi
June 10, 2022June 9, 2022Mr. Wapojif

The History of Sushi 🍣

Sega Bass Fishing on the Dreamcast
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Sega Bass Fishing: Fishy Arcade Style Fast-Paced Romp

Virtual Fishing on the Virtual Boy
March 13, 2022March 13, 2022Mr. Wapojif

Virtual Fishing: Blood Red Virtual Boy Fishing Mediocrity

Stargazy pie with fish poking out of the pie crust
December 31, 2021December 27, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Stargazy Pie: Quirky Fish Dish is a Cornish Delight

An assortment of fish fingers
November 5, 2021October 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Fish Fingers: Iconic Battered Whitefish-Based Stick is Tasty

A tuna sandwich
September 21, 2021November 4, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Tuna in the Workplace: Laws on Business, Fish, and Smells

An alien spaceship
April 13, 2021November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Alien Abduction Diary #4: Aliens Seeking Kippers

An assortment of fresh kippers
January 8, 2021July 31, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Kippers: Hearty Breakfast of Champions Dish

Classic songs ruined by fish
June 7, 2017June 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles

Sardine Soufflé
May 12, 2017May 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!

Caviar cake
July 4, 2016July 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Breams on toast
May 16, 2016May 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Breams on Toast (we hope you like fish)

Horse fish
April 18, 2016April 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

Caviar soup
April 5, 2016April 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Soup!

Sardines Ice Cream
December 15, 2015December 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sensational Sardine Ice Cream!

Fish soup recipe
October 21, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Sushi
October 9, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!

April 10, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is Tartare Sauce Made Out Of Tar?

May 6, 2014January 12, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Omurice: The Psychotic Tale of the World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes

January 23, 2014November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Explains This Fish!

April 5, 2013April 5, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Fish Food Controversy Exposé!

March 22, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Mr. Splashy Pants

February 17, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Haddock Tea

A cartoon hamburger
October 1, 2012August 11, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

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