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Tag: FIsh

Classic songs ruined by fish
June 7, 2017June 7, 2017Mr. Wapojif

20 Classic Songs Ruined By Using Fish Names in the Titles

Sardine Soufflé
May 12, 2017May 6, 2017Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sardine & Chocolate Soufflé!

Caviar cake
July 4, 2016July 4, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Cake (with extra caviar)!

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016June 28, 2016Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish Which Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Breams on toast
May 16, 2016May 16, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Breams on Toast (we hope you like fish)

Horse fish
April 18, 2016April 18, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Evolutionary Theory: Is the Seahorse Really a Horse?

Caviar soup
April 5, 2016April 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Caviar Soup!

Sardines Ice Cream
December 15, 2015December 15, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Sensational Sardine Ice Cream!

Fish soup recipe
October 21, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Mackerel, Honey, and Watermelon Soup!

Sushi
October 9, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Shushi (like sushi, but quieter)!

April 10, 2015September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Is Tartare Sauce Made Out Of Tar?

May 6, 2014January 2, 2016Mr. Wapojif

The Psychotic World of Omurice: The World’s Most Disturbed Omelettes!

January 23, 2014November 18, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Explains This Fish!

April 5, 2013April 5, 2013Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive: Fish Food Controversy Exposé!

March 22, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Mr. Splashy Pants

February 17, 2013January 10, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive New Drink: Haddock Tea

January 19, 2013September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

In Praise Of Hide and Seek

October 1, 2012January 12, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Are Hamburgers Made Out Of Ham?

August 7, 2012September 25, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Fish and Chips – An Explanation

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