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Ditch to Let: Monthly Cost and Only One Rotting Corpse
January 5, 2026January 5, 2026 Mr. Wapojif

Ditch to Let: 1 Hole (£1,001 p/m), 1 Corpse, No Pets 🛖

The great indoor vs outdoor cat debate
July 9, 2025July 9, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Indoor vs Outdoor Cat Debate 🐱

The shotgun vacuum cleaner product for safety
December 26, 2024December 26, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Vacuum Cleaner Shotgun 🔫🧹 [Sponsored Post]

Onion Smells Scented Candles
July 20, 2023July 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Onion Smells Scented Candles 🕯️🧅 [Sponsored Post]

Get Condensation to get condensed milk
August 4, 2022August 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Cantankerous Condensation Company [Sponsored Post]

Ryan's Rubbish Roof Repair Robots
July 21, 2022July 14, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ryan’s Rubbish Roof Repair Robots [Sponsored Post]

Egor's Equity Release Emporium (and chippy)
August 26, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Egor’s Equity Release Emporium (& Chippy) [Sponsored Post]

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

April 25, 2020April 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Revisited: A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind

Home by Toni Morrison
February 8, 2020February 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Home by Toni Morrison

The Wizard of Oz
January 24, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Wizard of Oz: “There’s no place like home” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Manchester city centre with buildings and apartment blocks
January 14, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Flatmates & Neighbours: The Very Best of Our Rental History

Tape measure
March 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Sofa
November 6, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

A leaking tap in a sink
November 2, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

Pigeon
September 30, 2018July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Pigeons: In Praise Of These Epic Little Winged Beasts

Toys and a toilet
September 13, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Toylet (a toy toilet for adults and kids!)

Lawnmower
September 3, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Lawnmowshower (a mower and shower all-in-one)

Carpet
July 31, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Carpet Pan (all-in-one cooking carpet!)

Toilet
July 5, 2018July 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: What are toilets and why are there so many of them?

Hob
July 2, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Hob

Door
June 15, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Dooreen (a door for people called Doreen)

Bathtub
May 10, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wall Bath (a bath in a wall)

A cow
February 5, 2018November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

Didgeridoo
December 15, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Didgeridoor (a door made from didgeridoos)

Central Hooting
May 3, 2017November 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Central Hooting (heating with brilliant sound effects)

The Hedge Trombone
February 27, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Hedge Trombone (a musical trimmer)

Curtain invention
February 24, 2017November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CurTain (an extremely rude talking curtain)

Home is where the go-kart is
February 20, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Home is where the go-kart is

The safer sofa
December 2, 2016November 8, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Safer Sofer (for sofa sitting safety)

The CupBoard
October 31, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The CupBoard (it’s made out of cups!)

Chairs Invention
December 21, 2015November 9, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The cHair (a chair made out of hair)

The Ironing Board
December 10, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

A Brief History of the Ironing Board

Dust
May 24, 2015November 8, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Spring Cleaning Special: What Is Dust?

Three old wooden barrels
January 9, 2013January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Diogenes Challenge: Could YOU Live In A Barrel?

Tools for DIY
June 5, 2012April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Guide To Fixing Stuff: Taking You Through Basic DIY

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