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Tag: Humor

Murray the Skull
May 25, 2020September 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Murray the Skull: A Tribute to This Demonic Being

Jeremy Irons in the Dungeons and Dragons film
May 21, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

“LET THEIR BLOOD… RAIN FROM THE SKY!” Ironing out D&D

A bad boy living by his own rules
May 19, 2020November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a bad boy and play by my own rules!”

Rock and roll guitar sign
May 18, 2020May 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Halfwit” Into the Title

A Barbie Doll smiling
May 11, 2020May 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my husband call me ‘baby doll’?!”

Leonardi DiCaprio doing his strut
May 4, 2020August 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Leo Strut: Revisiting This Great Thing

Santa Claus peering over a ledge with a red nose and green background
May 1, 2020May 1, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: A Special Self-Isolation Message

Stay at home - a cartoon man watching westerns on his TV-min
April 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Poetic Lockdown Special #2

Love with a heart in the place of o
April 27, 2020April 27, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 New Pet Names To Use For Your Partner

A line of novels by Goethe
April 24, 2020April 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Novels Ruined by Adding “Gertrude” Into the Title

Stay at home in self-isolation for coronavirus
April 23, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Haiku Lockdown Poetic Special

WordPress blogging logo
April 22, 2020April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Real Neat Blog Award: Funky Questions & Answers

A man sitting on a yellow sofa working
April 21, 2020April 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m a softboi—I need pretentious chat up lines!”

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tourism sign
April 20, 2020April 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village

A man eating some food looking anxious
April 14, 2020April 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend talks with his mouth full!”

A colourful alphabet
April 13, 2020April 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: The XYZ-Files (better than the X-Files)

A cartoon pint of beer
April 10, 2020April 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps having drunken fights!”

Frying pans in a kitchen cooking food
April 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Frying Pun—Cook Up a Wordplay Storm

A shark leaping out of the water on a beach near two human runners
April 6, 2020April 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Sharks and Recreation

Isolated room with a light on in a grid
April 3, 2020April 3, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a self-isolating ignoramus!”

Questions and answers
March 30, 2020March 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Mystery Blogger Award: Extra Life’s Questions… Answered!

A psychotic young boy holding a bloodstained axe
March 26, 2020March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My child is a heathenish fiend!”

Red Dwarf
March 25, 2020March 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Red Dwarf: Sci-Fi Sitcom Excellence, You Smeghead

Health kit
March 24, 2020September 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Self-Isolation: Your Fun & Officially Moronic Survival Kit

All your base are belong to us
March 22, 2020July 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Joys of Broken English in Gaming Text Translations

Problem solving
March 20, 2020March 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I deal with a problem-solving problem child?”

Tesco baked beans in tomato sauce
March 17, 2020September 6, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Great Baked Beans Price War of July 1994

A LEGO employee looking unhappy in the workplace
March 16, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

How to Enforce Happiness in the Workplace

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh
March 14, 2020March 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Decline and Fall by Evelyn Waugh

Man feet in trainers
March 13, 2020March 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Eighties Hits Ruined By Adding “Man Feet” Into the Title

Gavel hammer in case law
March 12, 2020March 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Case Law Coleslaw

March 11, 2020March 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life: The Comedy Troop’s Finale

Poetry book of love
March 9, 2020March 9, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband won’t stop writing crap poetry!”

Mustard in a small cup
March 6, 2020March 6, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Mustard Socks (socks made out of mustard)

Balding man singing hit singles
March 5, 2020September 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

15 Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Male Pattern Balding” Into the Title

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
March 4, 2020March 4, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil: Celebrating the Cult Comedy Horror Thing

A sleeping walking model to the backdrop of the Moon
March 2, 2020March 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband sleepwalks!”

People dancing to 1980s hit singles
February 28, 2020February 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

20 Hit ‘80s Singles Ruined by Adding “Discombobulate” Into the Title

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