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Tag: Humor

A foot with toenails and a flower between the big toe
July 28, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “What do I do about my ingrowing toenail?”

A hammer with bent nails following some DIY
July 27, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is a DIY disaster!

Ee Ba Gum
July 23, 2020July 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Ee Ba Gum: The Greatest Saying in English History

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

A man holding his hands out to crack his knuckles
July 20, 2020July 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Knuckle cracking… how do I make my husband stop?!”

A red employee amongst the blue, to indicate the best job candidate
July 14, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Apply to Become the Professional Moron Apprentice!

A bearded man adjusting his tie
July 13, 2020July 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hairy chest has taken over his life!”

Grand Theft Auto V
July 12, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Theft Auto V: An Entertaining & Violent Game

Broforce
July 12, 2020February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Broforce: Hypermasculine Macho Game About Manly Men

The Ascen
July 11, 2020January 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Ascent of Rum Doodle by W. E. Bowman

Business people having a meeting with two shaking hands
July 10, 2020July 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Returning to Work After Coronavirus: The Professional Moron Story

A batch of US dollar notes
July 7, 2020July 12, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend wants to rob a bank!”

A female tennis playing hitting a ball
July 6, 2020January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Grunting in Tennis: A History of Screaming on the Court

Garfield at Large
July 4, 2020July 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Garfield by Jim Davis

Innovation in business
July 3, 2020August 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

7 Incredible Startup Ideas for the Business World

Traditional English fish & chips
July 2, 2020July 18, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Fish & Chips: The Dish That Defines a Nation

A cement mixer in a construction yard
June 30, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Cement Bitcher (like a cement mixer, but bitchier)

An unmade bed in the dark
June 29, 2020September 23, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband keeps wetting the bed!”

Earthworm Jim 3D on the Nintendo 64
June 28, 2020November 21, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim 3D: Not Particularly Groovy N64 Outing

A man performing the butterfly swimming stroke in a pool
June 26, 2020June 26, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Butterfly Stroke: Explaining The Swimming Style From Hell

A giant smiling pink mouth with teeth
June 25, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bombjela (like bonjela, but more explosive)

Earthworm Jim the TV show
June 24, 2020June 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Earthworm Jim: Amusing TV Series of a Surreal Video Game

Homebland TV show logo
June 22, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Homebland: A Great Spy Thriller Show That Never Was

Sam's Sandwich by David Pelham
June 20, 2020June 21, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Sam’s Sandwich by David Pelham

Maris Jones from the Retro Show as Mick Jagger
June 19, 2020April 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Mick Jagger’s Dancing & The Jones Family Retro Show

A man dressed like a geezer
June 18, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend keeps saying ‘Oi oi!’ and he can’t stop!”

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020April 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Guide to Landing Biccies in Brews

Olive oil being poured into a glass cup
June 15, 2020June 13, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Olive Oil Soup (now with extra olives)

A man spitting out a lot of water in the countryside
June 12, 2020August 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend keeps spitting in public!”

James Cromwell and the pig in Babe
June 11, 2020June 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Babe: “That’ll do, pig” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Babe film from 1995
June 10, 2020June 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Babe: A Most Excellent Film About a Pig *OINK*

A chef creating a wall of flames whilst cooking
June 9, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Electric Frying Pan Fan (for cool cooking)

Coyote Peterson and the bullet ant
June 8, 2020June 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Coyote Peterson: The Jackass of Agonising Insect Stings

A man getting upset and crying a bit with his nose on show
June 5, 2020June 5, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop my boyfriend’s nose hair?”

A hand pointing doing digital marketing things
June 4, 2020March 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

10 Fantastic Names For New Digital Agencies

The Coincidance by Handsome Dancer
May 30, 2020February 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Coincidance: Let’s Go Camp For Handsome Dancer

Sea spume
May 29, 2020May 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Hit Singles Ruined By Adding “Spume Island” Into the Title

Spume Island location
May 28, 2020May 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Spume Island: The Best Island in the World

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