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Tag: Humor

Susy the Speech Bubble
March 23, 2019April 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Susy the Speech Bubble

Alien abduction
March 22, 2019March 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Effectively Manage Your Alien Abduction

Man with extra arms
March 21, 2019March 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend has grown a third arm and it’s gross!”

Tractor in action on a field
March 19, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The ProTractor (a tractor with a protractor attached)

An assortment of potatoes
March 18, 2019March 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Classic Novels Ruined By Adding “Potatoes” Into The Title

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
March 16, 2019March 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

A Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole

Never stop laughing
March 15, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Canned Laughter: The Origins of Automated “Aahahaha!” Oddness

Potatoes
March 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Potato Bed (better than a water bed)

People in a meeting lookig happy staring at a laptop
March 11, 2019March 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Office Meetings: An Uncomfortably Lengthy Spiel (blogger challenge)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

Tape measure
March 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Tap Measure (always better than tape)

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Pumpkin pie
March 4, 2019November 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Pie Hard (pie-based action romp)

Doctor Who telephone box
March 1, 2019March 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Doctor Whom (it’s much better than Doctor Who)

Kneecaps after an X ray
February 28, 2019February 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Famous Proverbs Ruined By Adding “Kneecaps” Into Them

A smiling tooth
February 26, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Bookmark Toothbrush Gun

Mary Pickford dancing
February 25, 2019February 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Moonwalk (dancing – not space travel)

Anarchy strike
February 21, 2019February 21, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron Strike: Day Three – LIVE Coverage

Strike
February 19, 2019February 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is on STRIKE!

Clouds with sunshine shining through
February 13, 2019February 13, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Sunshine Blogger Award #2: We Answer Some Questions

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

Chess pieces
February 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Chopping Board Games

Alien and a human
February 5, 2019February 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Aliens Seeking Humans: Dating For Universal Conquest & Destruction

Thank you
February 4, 2019February 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Email & Letter Sign-Offs: How to End Your Discourse

Man with a sleeping bag in nature
January 31, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Sleeping Bag Bag (for sleep excellence)

Men with slightly off looking heads
January 29, 2019January 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Scientific postulations on the basis of all men being bastards”

Chopsticks with a traditional Japanese drawing
January 28, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Chopsticks VS Chapsticks: Which is the Best Eating Implement?

Megaphone for a voice
January 26, 2019January 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story: Voice

A woman taking a selfie with scenery in the background
January 24, 2019January 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m dating myself, but I’m getting on my nerves!”

A cartoon lady getting angry next to her laptop
January 22, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

Punch of a fist
January 21, 2019January 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

How to Punch Someone in the Face

Cement mixer
January 17, 2019January 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m dating a cement mixer – advice needed!”

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

A desk and a poster
January 14, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: The Desk Washer (keep your favourite desks clean!)

Brain
January 11, 2019January 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

IQ Test: Find Out How Bright You Is With Are Free Test

Kimi Raikkonen
January 10, 2019November 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Kimi Raikkonen: In Praise of the Weirdly Charismatic F1 Driver

Death skull flag
January 8, 2019January 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Plague” Into The Title

Kitchen and a sink with bottles
January 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Shrink Sink (a psychiatrist smart sink)

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