December 28, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

December 27, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our office Christmas bash was a disaster!”

December 26, 2018December 27, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Christmas Day Post-Mortem

December 24, 2018August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Christmas: With Special Guest Santa Claus

December 21, 2018December 21, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Washing Machine Tin Opener

December 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Rain Sounds: Effective Sleeping Method #51

December 18, 2018November 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Should You Be Laughing At This? by Hugleikur Dagsson

December 17, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Annoyances: What are they, why are they irritating, and why am I so annoyed?

December 14, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Party: Time to Make Some Shapes

December 13, 2018December 13, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Britain enjoys national crisis (again) as Brexit hits the fan (again)

December 11, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ultra-Umbrella (ULTRA!)

December 9, 2018December 5, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Conker’s Bad Fur Day: Swearing?! Yes! **** Off!

December 7, 2018December 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: A Day in the Life of Mrs. Santa Claus

December 6, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Toy Story: “This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style” Quote Off Extravaganza!

December 4, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: Cookie Cutter Chainsaw (for cookie cutting excellence)

December 3, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

November 30, 2018November 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: British Train Fares Go UP and Poor People Go MENTAL!

November 29, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Q&A With Your Learned Subject… Professional Moron!

November 27, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Coffee: Is It Dangerous, Can I Drink It, And Why?

November 25, 2018November 25, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Professional Moron is Ill

November 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Frog Machine (better than fog machines)

November 16, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Brexit Negotiations Plunge England Into Total Chaos (Again)

November 15, 2018November 16, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I bloody well online date?!”

November 12, 2018April 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The New Seasons: Introducing 10 BRAND NEW Seasons

November 9, 2018November 9, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fad: The Petrol Diet (lose weight & become flammable)

November 7, 2018December 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Edgar the Bug: Praising Vincent D’Onofrio’s Brilliance in MIB

November 6, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Sofas: Why are they comfy & what else can they do?

November 5, 2018November 5, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Mr. & Mrs. Santa Claus’ Romantic Dinner

November 2, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Kitchen Stink (like a sink, but it smells bad)

November 1, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Breaking News: Artichoke Dip Renamed “Artistrangle” To Celebrate UK’s Crime Epidemic

October 30, 2018October 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

October 29, 2018October 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Sylvester Stallone Improvement

October 26, 2018March 6, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Government Inspection & Introducing Nude Working Days!

October 23, 2018August 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs: Noodles – It’s spaghetti really, isn’t it? Or not?

October 22, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Post-It Boats (sticky, but handy, boats)

October 19, 2018October 19, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Dating Diary of Dickhead Deirdre #1: Plumber Dave

October 15, 2018February 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

October 12, 2018October 7, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: The Importance of Welcome Mats (that don’t maim anyone)