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Tag: Hygiene

The International Whooping Cough Festival 2025
May 15, 2025May 15, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

The International Whooping Cough Festival 2025 🤒 [Sponsored Post]

Wash your hands - or not?
May 12, 2025May 12, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband DOESN’T WASH HANDS after using the bathroom!” 🚹

Fish mouthwash dental hygiene concept with fishes
December 12, 2024December 16, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Fish Mouthwash🐟🍶 [Sponsored Post]

Aftershave is the saviour of society
October 28, 2024October 28, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband obsessed with aftershave?!” 🧴

Psychopathic Shampoo
October 3, 2024October 4, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Psychopathic Shampoo 🧴🪓 [Sponsored Post]

Bad breath at work with an employee wearing a face mask
May 17, 2024May 13, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Bad Breath at Work: How to Handle the Stench🦨😧

The Woke Mop designed to DESTROY the woke mob
April 11, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

The Woke Mop: To Wipe Away the Wokeness Stain on Society [Sponsored Post] 🧹🧽👑🇬🇧

A deodorant-free husband smelling the place up
March 1, 2024March 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband refuses to wear deodorant!” 😲🦨

Shoopastedorant is the Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE
December 28, 2023December 28, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoopastedorant: Toothpaste, Shampoo, and Deodorant ALL-IN-ONE [Sponsored Post]

Shoe shampoo
September 7, 2023September 7, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Shoe Shampoo: Footwear-Based Hair Washer [Sponsored Post]

Not washing mugs at work laws
August 25, 2023August 19, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Not Washing Mugs at Work: Laws on Office Mug Etiquette

Real men only need to sleep on a mattress on the floor
June 12, 2023June 15, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend sleeps on a mattress on the floor… why?!”

Belly button fluff will send you straight to hell
May 29, 2023May 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Is there a CURE for male belly button fluff!?”

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service
May 25, 2023May 25, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Male Belly Button Fluff Removal Service [Sponsored Post]

BOdorant smells
April 20, 2023April 20, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

BOdorant: Winner of 2022’s Stench of the Year [Sponsored Post]

Blowing your nose at work
March 17, 2023March 17, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Blowing Your Nose at Work: The Laws on Bogeys & Honkers

Your husband DRINKS aftershave
March 13, 2023March 13, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Why is my husband drinking aftershave?”

Concrete Soap
February 9, 2023January 31, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

CONCRETE SOAP [Sponsored Post]

A man putting his feet on the living room table (the worst of mankind)
January 30, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Husband PUTS HIS FEET UP on the living room table!”

Ernie's Earwax Washing Up Liquid
January 5, 2023January 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Ernie’s Earwax Washing Up Liquid! [Sponsored Post]

Toilet Bastard the toilet cleaner
October 20, 2022October 20, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Toilet Bastard: Destroying Toilets Since 1973 [Sponsored Post]

Leslie's Lazy Laundry Service
May 17, 2022May 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leslie’s Lazy Laundry Service [Sponsored Post]

Carl's Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd.
May 12, 2022May 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Carl’s Corrupt Car Washing Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Erica's Earwax Eradicator Enterprise
March 24, 2022March 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Erica’s Earwax Eradicator Enterprise [Sponsored Post]

A hand with aggressive fingers picking a human nose
September 6, 2021September 4, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Flicking Bogeys at Work: Laws on Polite Workplace Nose Picking

A team of colleagues performing a high five
July 12, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Invention: StinkedIn—Avoid Stinking Bad at Work

A team of employees at work discussing body odour
June 28, 2021June 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Body Odour at Work: Controlling Stink in the Workplace

Clean dishes stacked up after being washed up
June 15, 2021June 13, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband won’t do the dishes!”

Cooked mussels in a bowl
May 10, 2021May 10, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cooking Mussels in the Office: Guide to Staff Mollusc Conduct

A cartoon depiction of Listerine mouthwash
April 27, 2021April 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mouthwash at Work: The Law on Letting Your Employees Gargle

A giant wardrobe
January 7, 2021November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Wardrobe Bathtub (for bathing & fashion)

A man contemplating picking his nose whilst at work
August 20, 2020August 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Can Employees Pick Their Nose At Work?

A bathtub with a plughole
August 10, 2020July 28, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s hair keeps clogging the bath!”

A man looking shocked at his broken tooth
July 21, 2020July 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Ask Dr. Moron: “Why is my front tooth wobbling?”

April 25, 2020April 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Revisited: A Monk’s Guide to a Clean House and Mind

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

Straw sweep
May 7, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Sweep (a way to sleep & clean up!)

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

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