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Tag: Language

Prisencolinensinainciusol the single by Adriano Celentano
September 6, 2025September 6, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

1972 Hit Prisencolinensinainciusol is Groovy Gibberish 🕺

Chants of Sennaar the puzzle adventure indie game
May 26, 2024May 27, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Chants of Sennaar: Puzzles & Translation in Unique Adventure Romp⌛

Baby's first word is brobdingnagian
May 13, 2024May 12, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My baby’s first word was brobdingnagian… what does this mean?!” 👼

April 17, 2024May 1, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

Short Story #12: Battle of the Conversational Fillers 💬

Baffling Language Barrier Enterprises Ltd.
December 21, 2023December 21, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Baffling Language Barrier Enterprises Ltd. [Sponsored Post]

Pun clinic for punning addicts
March 2, 2023March 2, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Pun Addiction Rehabilitation Centre [Sponsored Post]

The Last of Thus the TV show about adverbs
February 3, 2023January 29, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Last of Thus: Post-Adverb TV Drama With Zombies

Typos guarantee business bankruptcy
November 8, 2022November 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Typos at Work: The Law on Spelling Error Procedures

Genie: A Scientific Tragedy by Russ Rymer
August 6, 2022August 19, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Genie: A Scientific Tragedy by Russ Rymer

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad
July 23, 2022July 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Lost in Translation: Misadventures in English Abroad

Gary's Grate Grammur-Lesson's
July 7, 2022July 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gary’s Grate Grammur Lesson’s [Sponsored Post]

Project Nim
October 20, 2021October 20, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Project Nim: Documentary About a Failed ’70s Language Study

Kiev in Ukraine with city centre architecture
September 24, 2021September 24, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

How to Say Really Silly Things in Ukraine

MoroniCast podcast logo
May 1, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #1: Notes on Talking Northern British

Exercises in Style by Raymond Queneau
October 24, 2020April 25, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exercises in Style by Raymond Queneau

An extract from the Voynich Manuscript
August 29, 2020August 30, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

The Voynich Manuscript by Unknown

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch tourism sign
April 20, 2020April 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch: The Welsh Village

WatchMojo
July 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

WatchMojo: Chernobyl’s Key Players Didn’t Speak English

Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini
June 8, 2019October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Codex Seraphinianus by Luigi Serafini

Honey being spooned out of a cup
May 16, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Time is Honey: The World’s Most Confusing Honey-Based Saying

A cartoon lady getting angry next to her laptop
January 22, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Swearing: Should You Be So Obscene?

Blah
December 10, 2018December 10, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

How to Make Small Talk

Citizen Kane
August 3, 2018July 28, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Citizen Kane: “Rosebud” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A sword glowing in the sunlight
June 19, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

First come, first severed: The Most Violent Saying Ever

Boulders
June 12, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

A weight off my boulders: Stone-based saying is rocky

John Wayne acting
May 25, 2018May 20, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Dialect Coaches (and other experts)

A sulking child
May 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Take it with a pinch of sulk

Pop music performance
April 30, 2018March 27, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

8 Classic Pop Songs Ruined By Making the Titles Too Descriptive

Letter writing
April 24, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Threatening Letter

Swearing
April 12, 2018April 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 New Swear Words To Use With Serious Pride

English language
March 29, 2018March 29, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Me bird hates me gansgta slang aiiiiiiie”

Missiles
March 27, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Service with a missile

Ampersand
March 12, 2018March 11, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Ampersands (the logogram &)

Plant
February 15, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

A book on a windowsill
February 1, 2018November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

Frogs playing sports games
January 9, 2018January 8, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

The Grand Hotel
January 4, 2018December 28, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!

If the tables are turned, or to turn the tables
December 29, 2017November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

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