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Tag: Language

Don't beat about the mush
April 26, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t beat about the mush

The tooth is out there
April 21, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The Tooth is Out There

The early bird catches worms
April 11, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: The early bird catches worms

You never flail until you stop trying
March 24, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: You never flail until you stop trying

Casablanca - We'll always have Paris
March 22, 2017August 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “We’ll always have Paris” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A Void by Georges Perec
March 12, 2017January 20, 2019Mr. Wapojif

A Void by Georges Perec

Home is where the go-kart is
February 20, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Home is where the go-kart is

Kip in the Bucket saying
February 7, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Kip in the bucket

Show your tooth colours - saying
February 3, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Show your tooth colours

Spell the Beans
January 20, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Spell the beans

Saved by the smell
January 9, 2017November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Saved by the smell

The PrintErr
January 3, 2017November 8, 2021Mr. Wapojif

New Invention: The PrintErrr… (it prints off conversational fillers)

Casablanca - Here's looking at you, kid
December 30, 2016December 30, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Casablanca: “Here’s looking at you, kid” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Brake the ice
December 16, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Brake the ice

Cat got your dung
December 5, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Cat got your dung?

Let your hare down
November 21, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Let your hare down

Blood is stupider than water.
November 15, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Blood is stupider than water

Better the deviled eggs you know
November 4, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Better the deviled eggs you know

Sweat your appetite
November 1, 2016November 1, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Terrible Sayings Revisited: Sweat Your Appetite

ABBA - If you gaze into the Abyss
October 12, 2016October 12, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: If you gaze into ABBA, ABBA will gaze into you

If it ain't a bloke, don't fix it
October 7, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: If it Ain’t a Bloke, Don’t Fix it

Is it you're or your?
September 29, 2016October 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My boyfriend always gets ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ wrong!”

Hell hath no fury like a woman's scones
September 20, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Hell hath no fury like a woman’s scones

Don't judge a boot by its cover
September 14, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Don’t Judge a Boot By its Cover

Good things come to those who oscillate
August 31, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Sayings Revisited: Good Things Come to Those Who Oscillate

Extraordinary space
August 5, 2016August 5, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Extraordinary: This Duplicitous Word Isn’t Extra Ordinary

Beauty is in the eye of the beetroot holder
July 19, 2016November 3, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Great Sayings Revisited: Beauty is in the Eye of the Beetroot Holder

Insulting fish names
June 28, 2016February 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Fish That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Unnecessary spelling
May 26, 2016May 26, 2016Mr. Wapojif

Why is “Unnecessary” so Unnecessarily Difficult to Spell?

Hail, Caesar!
March 16, 2016January 15, 2020Mr. Wapojif

Hail, Caesar! Would that it were so simple

Umbrella
February 12, 2016November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Ermbrella (like umbrellas, but with elocution)

Camel Casing
November 18, 2015November 18, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Camel Casing: In The Making Of This Glorious Headline, no Camels were Harmed

Satsumas
November 11, 2015November 11, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Fruit: Sittingsumas (like satsumas, but with better English)!

Independent clause
November 6, 2015November 7, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Films That Never Were: Rebel Without an Independent Clause

Eggs
September 16, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

The Many and Varied Reasons why Eggs aren’t Egregious!

Vans
August 19, 2015November 8, 2015Mr. Wapojif

Van Security Special: Who Is The Vanguard Of Van Guarding?

Vegetables
August 10, 2015February 5, 2020Mr. Wapojif

10 Vegetables That Sound Like You’re Insulting Someone

Disappointment
July 7, 2015November 9, 2021Mr. Wapojif

Is There An Ointment For Disappointment?

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