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Tag: Marriage

A bride and groom walking in a field of sunflowers
February 21, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Wedding Haiku Special: Fall in Love With Our Words

Daisies in the shape of a love heart
February 14, 2020February 14, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

25 Brilliant Romantic Valentine’s Day Ideas

The love cake with a flower
February 11, 2020February 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: The Lovely Shmoopie Love Cake

Husband and wife
February 10, 2020February 10, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

13 Films Ruined By Adding “Hubby & Wifey” Into The Title

Heart shaped tree in a field of romantic roses
February 4, 2020November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Romance Bazooka

Spaghetti hoops
February 3, 2020February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! All my boyfriend eats is spaghetti hoops!”

A man and a woman in love
January 28, 2020January 29, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Marriage Tips: How to be a Brilliant Husband or Wife (or both)

Bald man working out lifting weights in the gym
January 21, 2020January 19, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband’s sweaty armpits are gross!”

Romantic dinner setting with wine glasses and candles
January 15, 2020January 15, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband got me a weird anniversary present!”

Crazy ex-boyfriends - a guy wielding an axe
January 7, 2020November 19, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! What do I do about my crazy exes?!”

Love hearts in a crossword puzzle
January 2, 2020January 2, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Men Seeking Men Special!

Women seeking men in dating
December 31, 2019December 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Dating 2020: Women Seeking Men Special!

A nagging woman
December 18, 2019December 18, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I stop the wife nagging?”

A football crowd at a match one beautiful evening
December 12, 2019December 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My husband is a football hooligan!”

Christmas gifts in multicoloured boxes
December 9, 2019December 31, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Terrifying Stocking Fillers & Santa Joins Instagram!

Let it snow!
December 2, 2019December 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Column: Ho, Ho, Ho! Lots of Snow & Swearing!

A stick man urinating into a toilet
November 14, 2019November 14, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband is driving me insane by peeing into the middle of the toilet!”

A woman eating her food with a fork, probably a romantic dinner
November 7, 2019November 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Our marriage is being tested by our dinner plans!”

An angel at Christmas
November 4, 2019November 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Holidays in Skegness & Full-Scale Riots

Chess in a vibrant setting
October 31, 2019November 2, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I keep getting divorced because of board games (and anger management issues)!”

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

A man with his head in his hands
July 29, 2019July 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”

Husband and wife relaxing around nature
July 16, 2019July 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector
July 6, 2019December 7, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Daydream and Drunkenness of a Young Lady by Clarice Lispector

Two feet
June 24, 2019June 24, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m in love with my right foot. How do I marry it?”

An angry man in a hoodie
June 11, 2019June 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “You made me put the toilet seat down & you will pay!”

A toilet with the seat up
June 5, 2019June 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband keeps leaving the toilet seat up!”

A female runner smiling like crazy
May 27, 2019June 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Our marriage is over competitive & it’s dangerous!”

A woman getting married with a bunch of flowers
May 6, 2019May 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I’m jealous my bestie is getting married before me!”

Good looking happy young couple cycling in a field
March 29, 2019March 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do my wife and me get more attractive?”

Vinegar
March 8, 2019March 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Vinegar Wedding Cake (for your “special” day)

I love you - Valentine's Day roses and romance
February 8, 2019February 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Valentine’s Day: How to “be” someone’s valentine etc.

A woman in a wedding dress
January 15, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Marriage: How to Say “I don’t” & How to Wear That Dress

Love letter in a typewriter
December 28, 2018August 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How to Write a Love Letter

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer
December 22, 2018December 23, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

The Pumpkin Eater by Penelope Mortimer

Alien
December 3, 2018December 2, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I married a man… but it turns out it’s an alien!”

Weightlifting
October 30, 2018October 30, 2018 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve fallen in love with me… & the wife is angry!”

Couple proposing
October 15, 2018February 8, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I propose to my girlfriend (so that she becomes my wife)?”

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