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Tag: Satire

Rugby players playing rugby on a grass pitch
October 3, 2019October 3, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My flirting strategy keeps landing me in jail!”

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace
October 2, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars: Phantom Menace: “Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo” Quote Off!

Santa Claus in red
October 1, 2019October 1, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Column: Agadoo, Ice, Dead Elves, & Celeb Journos

Santa Claus
September 23, 2019September 23, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: When Santa Got Stuck In the Toilet

Little Misfortune
September 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Little Misfortune: Macabre & Fun Interactive Story

Roter sand
September 19, 2019October 12, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Star Wars The Phantom Menace: “I don’t like sand” Quote Off!

Guest House Paradiso
September 18, 2019April 11, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Guest House Paradiso: 20th Anniversary of Bottom Adaptation

Patsy Stone
September 17, 2019September 17, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Patsy Stone: A Tribute to a Classy Lady

An elf
September 16, 2019September 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Santa Claus Column: Hiring James the Janitor & “Some” Elves

Peeking from behind some blinds at the sun
September 13, 2019September 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Peeky Blinds (better than Peaky Blinders)

Romantic chocolates of love
September 12, 2019January 20, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “How do I make romantic gestures to my woman?”

A janitor mopping the floor
September 10, 2019September 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Job Spec: Janitor for Santa Claus (North Pole)

Ice crystal
September 9, 2019September 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Santa Claus Column: Thawing out the factory (and frozen limbs)

Gamepad with yellow in the background
September 6, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Haiku Friday #8: Video Game & Gaming Thing Special

A giant hand flicking a man figure, firing the employee immediately
September 3, 2019September 4, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Sack an Employee

A lion yawning
August 27, 2019August 27, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Why does my boyfriend want ‘lions’?!”

A bride and groom getting married
August 26, 2019February 25, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Arnold Schwarzenegger Weddings: Get Hitched As Big Arnie Quips!

First aid it with a frog
August 23, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: The Professional Moron First Aid Kit

Cushions
August 20, 2019August 20, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend HATES cushions! Should I make him suffer?!”

The Professional Moron Festival
August 15, 2019August 15, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Professional Moron Festival: Three Hours of Stupidity

People at work talking about business
August 9, 2019August 9, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

How to Use the Toilet at Work

A cigarette end
August 6, 2019August 6, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! How do I quit smoking?”

Four Lions
July 31, 2019February 24, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

Four Lions: Controversial Jet Black Satire on Extremism

Space with lots of stars and planets
July 30, 2019July 28, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Films That Never Were: Bladder Runner 2049

A man with his head in his hands
July 29, 2019July 29, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I can’t recognise my average Joe husband!”

Boring...
July 26, 2019July 25, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Boring Post #2

Network - Still mad as hell
July 25, 2019August 29, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Network: “I’m as mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Mud
July 23, 2019July 22, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great TV Shows That Never Were: Mud Men (better than Mad Men)

WatchMojo
July 22, 2019February 16, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

WatchMojo: Chernobyl’s Key Players Didn’t Speak English

Female doctor with gloves
July 19, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

TV Shows That Never Were: Glove Island (better than Love Island)

Husband and wife relaxing around nature
July 16, 2019July 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My husband’s selective hearing is driving me CRAZY!”

A green toy soldier for kids
July 15, 2019November 3, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Invention: Bazookio (the family-friendly bazooka!)

Grey windowsills
July 12, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

The Boring Post

Congo 1995 film poster
July 11, 2019July 11, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Congo: “Stop eating my sesame cake!” Quote Off Extravaganza!

A man in a suit displaying chivalry
July 8, 2019July 7, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! Should I still do chivalry towards hot birds?”

July 5, 2019July 5, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Forrest Gump: “Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get” Quote Off!

The End
July 4, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Great Twist Endings That Never Were

Men exchanging a beer during a sunset.
July 2, 2019July 2, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My man brings his mates to our ‘romantic’ dates!”

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