
Tag: Silly


Exclusive Invention: Refbridgerators (bridges made out of old refrigerators)

Exclusive Invention: Photograpurrs (cat photographers)

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’m a nice guy but no bird will go out with me!”

Exclusive Invention: Porbridge (a bridge made out of porridge?)

How to Get Married (our official, unbeatable guide to marriage!)

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I think my girlfriend is pregnant!”

Exclusive Recipe: Choco-Late (chocolate you give to someone when you’re late)

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagneigh (lasagne made by horses)

Exclusive Recipe: Paint au Chocolat (better than pain au chocolat)

Exclusive Invention: Credit sore (like a credit score, but itchier)

Exclusive Invention: Towls (towels for owls)

In Praise of Morbo from Futurama

Great TV Shows That Never Were: The Simpering Sons (better than The Simpsons)

Great Sayings Revisited: Walking the plant

Exclusive Invention: The Envebloke (an envelope for men only)

Invention: The Helicoptiger (tigers flyin’ helicopters)

15 Films Ruined By Adding “Smmmmokin’!” Into The Name

Exclusive Invention: The Cowch (like a couch, but for cows)

Exclusive Invention: The Microcave (like a microwave, but not)

Great Sayings Revisited: To cut a long story short

15 Video Games Ruined By Adding “Porridge” To The Title

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Women Seeking Men

Lonely Hearts Column 2018: Men Seeking Women

Agony Aunt: “HELP! I’ve outgrown my boyfriend. What do I do?!”

10 Exciting New Words for the Sports Industry

Exclusive Invention: Exercise Spike (better than an exercise bike)

Exclusive Invention: The Ovan (an oven which is also a van)

Grand Hotel: “I want to be alone” Quote Off Extravaganza!

Exclusive Therapy: Wait Training (training you to be better at waiting)

Exclusive Santa Claus Polemic: On the Nature of Fame

Great Sayings Revisited: If the tables were burned…

The Art of Professional Moron #3: Kitchen Utensil Special

Exclusive Santa Column: Official Christmas Day Chaos Report

Exclusive Santa Column: Last Minute Christmas Push Carnage!

Exclusive Santa Column: Singing, Serious Injuries, & Pac-Man

Agony Aunt: “HELP! My boyfriend has hairy back syndrome!”
