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Tag: Snacks

A cartoon Christmas pudding
July 16, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Christmas Pudding: Ultimate Dessert Packs a Fiery Punch

MoroniCast podcast logo
July 10, 2021November 26, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

MoroniCast Episode #2: Food Ranting & Observations

HP Sauce next to Big Ben in London
June 25, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Brown Sauce: How HP Sauce Conquered Blighty

Mince pies piled on top of each other
June 11, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Mince Pies: Christmas Desserts Served in Foil Cases

A trifle dessert packed with jelly and whipped cream
June 4, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Trifle: Complex Sponge-Based Dessert With Jelly

An assortment of cartoon cheese
May 17, 2021May 17, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Cheese at Work: Understanding Dairy and Employment Law

Scones with crème fraîche and jam on top
April 23, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Scones: Delightful Afternoon Tea Dish That’s Spiffing

A box of Weetabix
April 8, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Weetabix: The Breakfast Cereal of Champions

Greggs sausage rolls
February 26, 2021July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Sausage Rolls: Savoury Snack With Lots of Pastry

A roast dinner with gravy around the base of the plate
December 25, 2020November 25, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Gravy: A Brief History of the Saucy Stuff

Black Pudding
November 13, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Black Pudding: This’ll Put Hair on Your Eyebrows

Battenberg Cake
October 22, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Battenberg Cake: Pretty in Pink British Patriotic Glory

Bread and butter pudding
October 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bread and Butter Pudding: Super Unhealthy & Tasty Dessert

Heinz spotted dick sponge pudding in a can
September 15, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Spotted Dick: Definitely a Tasty British Pudding

Bovril
July 31, 2020July 31, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Bovril: Yeast Extract Legend That Competes With Marmite

Mushy peas
July 17, 2020November 27, 2021 Mr. Wapojif

Manchester Caviar: All Hail to Mushy Peas

A cup of tea with some biscuit to dunk, next to a laptop
June 16, 2020April 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Biscuit Dunking: Your Guide to Landing Biccies in Brews

Instant noodles
April 9, 2019December 16, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Instant Noodles: How Are They Made?

Two pieces of toast
March 5, 2019August 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

FAQs – Toast: Why it’s not called “burnt bread” and more

Banofeet pie
July 3, 2017July 3, 2017 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Banofeet Pie (making feet acceptable again)

Marshmallows
August 1, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of Marshmallows (mushy gelatinous blobs from space)

Lasagne ice cream
May 27, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Lasagne Ice Cream (oh yeah, we went there!)

Onion ice cream
February 26, 2016February 26, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Onion Ice Cream!

Heinz Baked Beans with Pork Sausages
February 24, 2016December 8, 2019 Mr. Wapojif

Heinz Beanz with Pork Sausages: Add Some Badness Into Your Life

PROPERCORN Sweet Coconut and Vanilla
February 22, 2016February 22, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sweet Coconut & Vanilla Popcorn Will Cure Your Inner Evil

PROPERCORN Fiery Worcester Sauce and Sun-Dried Tomatoes
February 21, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

PROPERCORN’s Fiery Worcester Sauce Will Melt Your Brain!

Sour Cream and Black Pepper popcorn
February 4, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Sour Cream and Black Pepper Popcorn will Improve your Life!

Crispy Baobab and Onion Kale Chips
February 3, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life Some More With Crispy Baobab & Onion Kale Chips!

PROPERCORN Smooth Peanut and Almond
February 2, 2016 Mr. Wapojif

Improve Your Life With Smooth Peanut And Almond Popcorn!

Cress Crisps
December 22, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Exclusive Recipe: Cressps (like crisps, but with more cress)

Pastry
October 20, 2015November 7, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

Aggressive Solutions to Pastry’s Self-Esteem Issue Problems

PROPERCORN
October 2, 2015April 22, 2020 Mr. Wapojif

In Praise of PROPERCORN

July 23, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

How To Peel a Banana Without Losing a Limb

June 22, 2015September 25, 2015 Mr. Wapojif

What The Hell Are Crisps, Anyway, & Are They Even Edible?

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