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Author: Mr. Wapojif

The ESTEEMED editor of Professional Moron who rules with an iron fist. A blogger, satirist, and writer. Fond of absurdity, culture, cats, hamsters, and tea. 🍵🐈‍⬛🐹🕹️📚📽️
F1 Suzuka 1995
February 17, 2022May 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

F1 Suzuka 1995: Alesi’s Masterclass in Doing Everything For Nothing

The Imposter film from 2012
February 16, 2022February 10, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

The Imposter: Confidence Trickster Documentary is Spooky

Dangerous Mary's Horrifying Gardening Co.
February 15, 2022February 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Dangerous Mary’s Horrifying Gardening Co. [Sponsored Post]

Employees celebrating in an office by not pushing each other
February 14, 2022February 12, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jostling at Work: Laws on Pushing & Elbowing in the Workplace

Metal Slug the original 1996 game
February 13, 2022February 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Metal Slug: More Run-And-Gun Mayhem (huzzah!)

February 13, 2022February 13, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Contra: Classic Run-And-Gun Romp With Machismo

The Collection from the Manchester Art Gallery
February 12, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Collection: Take a Tour of the Manchester Art Gallery

A Bourbon biscuit
February 11, 2022February 11, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Bourbon Biscuits: The Tea Dunking Biscuit Powerhouse

Sid's Shed Slaying Service
February 10, 2022February 9, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Sid’s Shed Slaying Service [Sponsored Post]

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau
February 9, 2022May 31, 2025 Mr. Wapojif

Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley’s Island of Dr. Moreau

A shed in the countryside
February 8, 2022February 7, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Classic Books Improved By Adding “Shed” into the Title

A pretty garden shed in a nice neighbourhood
February 7, 2022February 8, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “Can a shed REALLY save our marriage!?”

Innsmouth no Yakata on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Innsmouth no Yakata: VR Horror With H.P. Lovecraft Fish Monsters

Golf on the Virtual Boy
February 6, 2022February 5, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Golf on the Virtual Boy: More Blood Red Sporting Excellence

How the World Thinks by Julian Baggini
February 5, 2022February 6, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

How the World Thinks by Julian Baggini

A bag of Bassetts Jelly Babies
February 4, 2022February 4, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Jelly Babies: Squishy Sweets That Resemble Obese Sprogs

Gangrenous Gary's Giraffe Rental Service
February 3, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Gangrenous Gary’s Giraffe Rental Service [Sponsored Post]

Con Air the 1997 film
February 2, 2022February 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Con Air: Ridiculous Air-Based Nic Cage Fest is Flighty Fun

A married couple linking arms at a wedding
February 1, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “My hubby hates being called ‘hubby’!”

A cartoon example banning leaning in certain areas at work
January 31, 2022January 31, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Leaning at Work: The Laws on Casually Sloping Employees

Golf Story the indie game
January 30, 2022January 29, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Golf Story: Gimmie! This Golfing RPG is Above the Hole

Huntdown the indie game-min
January 30, 2022February 28, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Huntdown: Enjoy Mayhem in Stylised ’80s Shooter

The Band (Brown Album) eponymous 1969 album
January 29, 2022September 22, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

The Band’s Brown Album: Historical Americana From ’69

Banoffee pie
January 28, 2022January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Banoffee Pie: Banana Happy Dessert Oozes Portmanteau

Psycho Ken's Cooking Oil Recovery Team
January 27, 2022January 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Psycho Ken’s Cooking Oil Recovery Team [Sponsored Post]

Temple Grandin the 2010 film about autism
January 26, 2022January 26, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Temple Grandin: Danes’ Brilliance in Leading Autism Production

Two very cute examples of latte art
January 25, 2022October 3, 2023 Mr. Wapojif

Latte Art: Coffee, Microfoam, and Mini Masterpieces

A man rioting with a bottle that's on fire
January 24, 2022January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Rioting at Work: Rules and Laws on Workplace Anarchy

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy
January 23, 2022January 23, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Waterworld on the Virtual Boy: The Blood Red Weirdness Game

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru on the Game Boy
January 23, 2022January 22, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Kaeru no Tame ni Kane wa Naru: Japan-Only Game Boy Romp

How Do You Live? by Yoshino Genzaburō
January 22, 2022March 22, 2024 Mr. Wapojif

How Do You Live? by Yoshino Genzaburō 🍵🧘

Hula Hoops crisps
January 21, 2022January 18, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Hula Hoops: Hollowed Cylinders Make for Fun Crisps

A moonlit silhouette of a couple with the man proposing
January 20, 2022January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Agony Aunt: “I need a budget engagement ring for my broad!”

Stray the homeless dog documentary
January 19, 2022January 2, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Stray: Calming Doggy Tour of Istanbul’s Historic Streets

An employee running at work to meet a timeline
January 18, 2022January 15, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Running at Work: How to Slow Employees Down

Upper class people enjoying a luncheon
January 17, 2022January 17, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

10 Hit Singles Ruined By Making Them Upper Class

Firewatch the video game
January 16, 2022January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Firewatch: A Delightful Adventure (with a HORROR twist!!)

Exo One the indie game
January 16, 2022January 16, 2022 Mr. Wapojif

Exo One: Exoplanetary Exploration of Alien Worlds

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